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Haters call me gay, but that ain't hating. I said I'm not homophobic, but my morals are straight.

[pikozumo]

omg did y’all hear milkcan is on tour 🧨🧨🧨

[90scakeboy]

Dsquared2 Fall 2023 Menswear

[reptiliannastyboy]

despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp

[reptiliannastyboy]

Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?

[mamoru]

where is the poll button

[psych-is-the-name]

only some people have it

[mamoru]

thanks. can I ask you another question

[psych-is-the-name]

go for it

[mamoru]

how did you put the entire fucking bee movie in your header?

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

THE M🌕🌕N

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

when the space 9 year old kills the main villain of the whole series in 5 seconds and now you’re his personal ragdoll

[silverfox66]

I found this meme, and now this one pops up in my head every time I see a russian or a tankie claim that the USSR "saved the world from nazism" and ignore this "minor" detail.

[nae-design]

Cutest animated series by illustrator misato.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[unbotheredmuse]

[hazystars]

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

[chilewithcarnage]

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

[sawhxre]

Sarahs guide to how NOT to kill yourself in January:

- DONT look at your bank account. Just don't do it. December has been and gone, the cost of living is bullshit. You know you can't afford it, why are you looking? Don't open your banking app, or read your letters.

- DO sit in in bed and contemplate your entire existence, remind yourself that is normal to feel this way. Its cold and dark outside, who wouldn't be fucking miserable?

- DONT set new years resolutions, especially if you are one of those people that holds yourself to a ridiculous standard. You're setting yourself up for failure. If you're making resolutions, make them small and attainable. You have enough shit to deal with.

- DONT stop moving. You've gotta make it to February atleast. How else are you going to tell all the funny stories of the bad decisions you made?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context one guy from our party just left the discord and unfriended the DM with no explanation

DM: You have reached [CITY NAME] and Spiza promptly dies.

Me: I put Spiza’s corpse in my chest.

-Later-

Barkeep: The Jarl is throwing a masquerade ball, there a shop up the streets where you can buy masks if you want.

Me OOC: I wish to make a mask out of Spiza’s face

DM: that will not go well

Me: I understand, and I am prepared. [Rogue] I drag you with to help make the mask.

-Even later-

Rogue: I’m going to go dig up a grave so I can get a mask too

Rogue then proceeded to dig up a grave in the middle of a funeral, not the person whose funeral it was though

Oh we also traumatized another players adopted child when they saw the masks, then we taught him how to pick locks to distract him

[yellowsyro]

Some Encanto fanart with beloved Isabela and shiny Mirabel

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[barrbodiedberry]

Fleabag is Malcolm in the Middle for women

[bisexualshakespeare]

did I follow a bot by accident?

[barrbodiedberry]

You think my legitimate film critique could come from AI??

[black-and-white-tattoo-social]

// UNBEING DEAD ISN’T BEING ALIVE // 

[crap-userrname16]

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store