Ask Pavel Chekov

Hello! I'm Pavel Andreievich Chekov. My job is the navigator of the USS Enterprise. I vill answer any you vant to know. Hopefully ve can become friends Ensign Chekov logging off! MOD: I'm looking for people to become a memeber to help run this blog. Feel free to send in an ask if you're interested ^^

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Okay, joke time. Hydrogen and Oxygen are in a bar getting a drink, and then all of a sudden, Gold walks in. They both look at him and say "A, u! Get out of the bar!" 'Coz "Au" is the atomic symbol for gold. *sighs* I know, it's a stupid joke. Please excuse my piss-poor attempt at humor, Pavel, haha. *face turns red and starts to sink down into chair*

No, no, do not be embarrassed! I zhink zat was wery funny!!

(Ze keptin has told vorse jokes, I assure you.)

-Ensign Chekov

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Hi, Pavel. You look handsome today! I don't feel pretty today. I got a really short haircut, and people keep saying I look like a guy.... What do I do? - Rose

Awww, I zink you look wery cute! *blushes and stutters* If-If-If you don’t me saying that, Miss Rose. I zink it is nice zat you have short hair! So I vould ignore vhat people are saying and embrace your new style...and zank you for calling me “handsome”, I hope you feel wery pretty soon cause you are.

- Ensign Chekov

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I'm really sad and depressed right now. Can I get a hug from my favorite little Russian baby?

Of course! *hugs you tightly* If you are feeling sad and depressed then I zink it is best for you to get some medical help. Or at least talk to people you trust to help offload any negative feelings. I’m always here if you vant to chat, I hope you feel better soon, Miss.

- Ensign Chekov

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Hey Pavel!, *blushes*, I really like you and if your free do you want to have lunch in the cafeteria with me?!

Hello, Miss! Vhy are you blushing its just me you’re talking to. I vould love to eat lunch vith you! I get off my shift in 10 minutes but if you vait I’ll escort you to ze cafeteria. 

- Ensign Chekov

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Announcement

Hello everyone!

I vant to apologise for the lack of updates on my blog. However, I have been wery busy vith work and dealing vith the Captions practical jokes. I hope zat you all have been well and I plan to update zis blog daily. So please zend in some messages and i vill get back to you. 

- Ensign Chekov

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Hello, Pasha. Having a really down day.... I am a really good girl, I never drink, hook up, or anything like that. BUT its always the dumb guys who like me.... Why not somebody smart and handsome (*shyly* like you?)? And how do I tell a stupid guy that I do not like him indirectly? -Rose

Vell it vould be best to be straight forward so he gets ze hint. Don’t let any stupid guy flirt vith you if you don’t vant him to. If he does not get ze hint then try blocking zim on social media to save you trouble. 

*blushes* Zank you for calling me smart and handsome, zat is wery sweet of you! I’m sure someone vill come along who you like and I hope zat happens soon. Best of luck, Miss Rose

- Ensign Chekov

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Hello Mr. Chekov *blushes* um- I-I-I made you this painting of the galaxy for you and I was wondering if you would want it? *blashes*

Did you make zat for me? It is wery pretty, Miss! I vill look after it and hang it in my room. Zank you for giving it to me. You are wery kind! *hugs*

- Ensign Chekov

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Hey Chekov I'm learning russian so that I can message you in your native language! (Sorry that I have a weird accent in Russian it's weird but cool^-^)

Zat is wery sweet of you, Miss! But please don’t go to any trouble for me, I don’t vant to cause you any stress. But don’t vorry about your accent...you can hear how bad my English one is. But I get told zat it is cute... 

*blushes and mumbles* so I’m sure your accent is cute aswell

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I'm not having a very good day and am very sad. Can I please have hug from my favorite StarFleet crew member?

Vhy are you sad, Miss? If you vant to talk about anything zen I’m always here for you...since you said I’m your favourite Starfleet crew member zen of course I vill give you a hug! *hugs you tightly*

I may be millions of miles away from Earth but I am always here for you.

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How are you today?? tell me all about your day..

Vell, today ze crew and I took a family photo for the first time…as you can probably tell none of us were ready.

But it made me laugh a lot so I’m wery happy! How are you, anon?

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HI PAVEL!! *slips on something* GOING DOWN!! *falls* You didn't see that did you?! *runs away from embarrassment*

V-v-vhat?! Vhere are you going?! *runs after you, yelling*

PLEASE DON’T BE EMBARRASSED COME BACK!

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Oh my god someone's attacking the enterprise and you're in command. What do you do?

Are ve back at Starfleet Academy?! Is zis a test?! I’m only seventeen! I’m not ready! 

*high pitched scream* KEPTIN!

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What do you and Sulu talk about?

Ve talk about everything!I see him as my best friend so I feel comfortable telling him anything. I zink at our lunch break today ve spoke a lot about Sulus plants...I zink he likes zem more zan me

he vas also telling me about his crush but...

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You, Ensign Chekov, are a wonderful person and a lovely friend. You're there for me when I need you, when I feel sad or lonely or frustrated. I want to say thank you for always being around to help me and remind me that I'm important, no matter what.

Zank you for your kind words. Its so sweet of you to say those zings, Miss.  I always vant to be here for you, no matter vhat. I hope zat you never feel unimportant because you are wery precious, believe me. Please never forget it.

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WHERE ARE YOU!?

*quickly runs over to tablet*  Don’t vorry! I am here!

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Are you and Sulu dating? ;)

*quickly glances over at Sulu* Nyet!  I don’t know vhy but even among the crew they ask us zat question But Mr Sulu and I are only wery good friends. Ve get along wery vell!

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You're such a sweetie *kisses you on the cheek

*starts blushing but is secretly happy*

Zank you, Miss! I zink you are wery sweet aswell.