nowhere plans for nobody

Ashley, 20 from LA. occasionally watches House Hunters to relieve anxiety.

[unfollowryanross-blog]

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

[stability]

👼💀

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

“They didn’t pay… Take out the toddler”

[weenie-hut-general]

[ruinedchildhood]

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me: 

[princesszelda-rekt]

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[sharmelshack]

i bet being a frog takes a lot of kermitment 

[marryspoems-blog]

You think this is a fucking game

[adambuffett]

when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

[nowherepotato]

les mis summary

act 1: bread

act 2: dead

[hyrulehobbit]

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[pinkcronut-deactivated20170614]

So true?

[fuckyeahloldemort]

UGH THIS WAS MY LIFE

[nowherepotato]

shilla if u see this don’t get offended but come on, the going out ones are on the nose

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Re-discovering Bee Movie for the first time and calling its content and existence into question was a golden age of Tumblr for me

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[poutylilpixie-deactivated201807]

[buttart]

#janties…#has science gone too far

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[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

I feel this