The Master Tactician

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many an amplifying tome of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. `'Tis some Demacian,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more.'

[noxian-general]

What Sorceries!

Moving images of peasants! What a glorious celebration of today. I do enjoy this. Please, continue, I relish seeing mortal averageness at work.

[noxian-general]

Mun! Where have you been? :D

Travelling! I hit most major cities on every continent. Some highlights were London, Paris, Beijing, Toyko, Sydney, Cairo (DANGER ALERT), Mexico City, Seattle, NYC and Orlando! It's been a very busy summer!

[noxian-general]

Favourite music?

"Hm, who does not enjoy Miss Buvelle's music? Demacian though she may be, she does present melodies that evoke emotions from the past." Swain looks into the distance. "As for personal requests, I do find myself with a taste for chamber music."

[noxian-general]

I'd like to RP :)

I'm not a bad Swain! Really. I think I could be better if I had the opportunity to reach out to some of you all, but I don't really know who is open for roleplay and who is just another ask/art blog. If you'd like to roleplay or just talk headcanons and stuff - you can always message me!

[noxian-general]

"My, Jericho. You make less and less time for someone such as I. Must I be concerned for your lack of interaction with me?"

"Oh, Evaine. I hardly noticed you there. Perhaps if you stopped dancing around with your magics, I might actually have the time to sit down and... have a nice talk with you."

[noxian-general]

OOC: Walk Up Into the League

Like, whaddap, I got a big omfg c-c-co-c-ca-ca-katarina

But yes! I have returned from my three months travelling around the world. It's been great. :D

[noxian-general]

Grand General, it was an interesting choice you faked a limp for so long. Now that you've taken control of our dear Noxus, why not share your plans with your citizens? We're all... So curious.

My dear... Katarina, I stand strong with Noxus. And she has risen from the ashes of her broken self to become more powerful and more unified than ever before. What do I see in the future?I see Noxus above all, glorious and in the forefront of Runeterra's states. Our stint with the Institute of War lasts only while there is conflict. Soon, there shall be no need for this.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

noxian-general started following you

“Jericho Swain.” She nodded, touching the brim of her hat.

[noxian-general]

“Officer Caitlyn.” The man bowed graciously, a hint of a sneer behind his smile. “Everything in order? Peace and order?”

[sheriff-caitlyn]

“As much as it can be.” She maintains a polite smile. “And is all well with yourself?”

[noxian-general]

"Quite so. You know how it is - running a nationstate is all fun and games as long as everyone gets wht they want."

[noxian-general]

You cannot take back your challenge now, General. Fight me, one on one, naked, at dragon. Let's go.

Naked? Well, if you do insist. It was merely a jest - I do believe my secretary sent it in malicious humor, they have long since been removed. But, bring your second, if you do decide to impinge upon my honour.

[noxian-general]

Among the people you trust, choose one and tell us why it is you put such faith in them.

Trust? As if I placed value in such a misguided trait. Though if I had to pick a confidante, I would certainly select my close friend Evaine. Hmm, though crafty, she is my friend. Or so I believe.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

noxian-general started following you

“Jericho Swain.” She nodded, touching the brim of her hat.

[noxian-general]

"Officer Caitlyn." The man bowed graciously, a hint of a sneer behind his smile. "Everything in order? Peace and order?"

[noxian-general]

munday facts!

Oh, well.

I'm going to Northwestern next year for music?

I've been playing the violin since I was three. I'm eighteen now. #senioritis

[noxian-general]

In League of Legends, we don't say "I love you," we say "stfu noob feeder me mid gg jungler never ganks fucking ward baron the plays i am diamond smurf omg no focus worth" and I think that's beautiful.

[noxian-general]

For being highly regarded in Noxian society, do you secretly venture out and break such a reputation of yours, Mr. Swain?

Do I... party? Use drugs? Drink in a pub? Visit whorehouses and casinos? Lower myself to the level of commoners and trash? No. How dare you insinuate anything of the sort?

I will however deny any rumours of a Noxian beach cabana. Deny it all. Does not exist. Singed does make wonderful pina coladas though.

[noxian-general]

What does love mean to you, and have you ever felt it before?

Love is a fool's myth. It only serves to disguise the true depths of oneliness one has in themselves. I once bared my heart - to whom I shall not mention - and it ended in naught but sorrow. Pah. Love.

Go fornicate with those who lust, you worm.

[noxian-general]

How often do you eat?

Do you seek poison my food, hidden one? Rest assured you cannot, for I can see your path as clear as my own eyesight. Thrice daily, for this shell of a body tires ever so quickly and needs sustenance, by top and selected chefs. There, begone.

[noxian-general]

"I suppose you are all too frightened to confront me. Hmmph. Not even my own city-state's people will come discuss their day or some pitiful trifle with me."