it started with a whisper

Noah Puckerman, 19 SLYTHERIN, Hogwarts Graduate Where do I start? I'm Puck or 'Professor Puckerman' to some people (don't listen to Sugar when she says I'm Professor Hot Stuff). To my wife, Hermione, I'm just Noah and to our son, Nate, I'm daddy. My life? Well, it's pretty much as perfect as it could get. I really couldn't ask for more. [Not associated with Ryan Murphy, FOX, or Mark Salling.]

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yes yours. I’m well aware of that. 

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Word. And this conversation never happened. 

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npuckerman replied to your post: hermionepuckerman replied to your post:…

Why’re you talking about her boobs?

This is why it sounded worse. People, Blaine, were talking about boobs in general and I merely said I bumped into them during fourth year. No reason to punch me.

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Don't talk about her boobs again. Mine. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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That doesn’t make it any less disgusting.

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But I was safe -- 'cept for like, one time. 

I'll stop talking about shit that went down at McKinley though. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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Doesn’t mean I enjoy hearing about it.

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Yeah, I know. But like, it doesn't mean anything anymore and you know that. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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S'not like you didn't know this shit already, babe.

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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You spelled ‘slut’ wrong, and forgot to add ‘man’ in front of it.

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Stud. Slut. Whore. Whatever. Same fucking deal. 

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Neon Trees - Everybody Talks

It started with a whisper and that was when I kissed her and then she made my lips hurt. I can hear the chitchat; take me to your love shack. Mama’s always gotta back track when everybody talks back.

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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wow. Pre-Hermione I would assume.

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Pre-Hogwarts, dude. I was a fucking stud at McKinley. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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Except I don’t believe in violence…

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You wouldn't even be involved, though. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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well. 4 in two months is not that many.

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Okay, you got me there. I remember when at least 4 in a week was my standard. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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That’s temping…

I don’t try to start anything. I give him some advice and he takes it the wrong way. Not my fault

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Then just let me punch him and end this shit. 

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Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

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at least they’re not all yelling at me for being a whore today.

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But you are a whore.

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jessesthippogriff replied to your post: Don't you people get tired of bitching and fighting?

It keeps life fun. I feel like I need popcorn.

I think I'm just in a shitty mood. Most of the time I'd be entertained by the fighting but tonight s'just irritating the fuck outta me.