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@nqd
INTJ: My heart has been being very unprofessional lately.
ENFJ: What do you mean?
INTJ: Well, whenever I'm with ENFP, it starts acting all weird and fluttery like I'm going to throw up or something.
ENFJ: Oh my gosh!!
INTJ: ???
ENFJ: You have a crush!
INTJ:
INTJ: Oh thank heavens! I thought I was dying.
INFP: *gets invited to do something* *doesnât want to go*
INFP:Â *anxious*Â I donât want to lie, is it rude if Iâm honest?
INTJ: The concept of ârudenessâ is more of a personal problem, imo?Â
INTJ: Honesty isnât rude. Being pushy and willfully ignorant of othersâ limitations is. So be honest.
INFP: ⌠Youâre a fucking icon and I aspire to be you.
INTJ: âŚI meanâŚIâm an asshole?
INFP: I WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
me: *has a stuffy nose*
me:
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
But did she bring back the hat??
i had to see this so now you all have to too
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
But did she bring back the hat??
i had to see this so now you all have to too
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
But did she bring back the hat??
i had to see this so now you all have to too
try to be sneaky and look what it gets you!
Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I canât believe that Iâm watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing Iâve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this
âSshh donât cry, my baby.â
MY FUCKING HEART đ
âMy baby is big and soft and doesnât look like me but he is my son and I love him.â
Poor kitty
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Sugar... yes, please....
ENFP: *is making some tea for INTJ*
ENFP: Sugar?
INTJ: Yes, please.
ENFP: WON'T YOU COME AND PUT IT DOWN ON ME~~
INTJ: I know I shouldn't have said that.
âI donât care if youâre a janitor or the departmentâs president, once youâre wrong, youâre wrong.â
â intjgirls
This is so me
Texting vs Calling for INTJ
Texting
⢠More time to construct sentences.
⢠Doesnât need to be present (can reply later).
⢠Doesnât require 100% concentration (wonât miss what people say since messages can be referred back anytime).
⢠Doesnât need to control the tone of voice as to not offend the other party (weâd prefer sounding monotonous though).
⢠Doesnât need to control body language as to not offend the other party (can lie down/slouch/sit still).
⢠Can leave offline messages anytime.
⢠Extra: obviously doesnât require us using our voice.
Overall mental energy used for texting: 30%
Calling
⢠Needs to be present at all times or else will miss what the person says.
⢠Cannot zone out to think - if it happens accidentally the other party will point out and asks if youâre okay - having to explain youâre okay while not be interrupted by your processing thoughts at the moment.
⢠Has to control tone of voice or else the other person is offended - fake emotions projected onto face so the tone sounds realistic - is annoyed by having to fake things just to take care of other peopleâs feelings.
⢠Awkward pauses to construct sentences so theyâd sound exactly how they want the meaning to be conveyed - is annoyed that this has to be done quickly as opposed to texting.
⢠If earphones or headphones are involved, be prepared to take them with you if you happen to move somewhere else - if forget, ears are pulled annoyingly to the laptop/phone.
⢠Having to notify the other party that youâll be away for a bit before being away for a bit - actually, everything has to be notified because the other party will comment on any sounds they hear.
⢠Harder way to construct a proper goodbye without offending the other party rather than just say, âgtgâ.
Overall mental energy used for calling: 98%
How to help decrease the mental energy for calling
1. No phone calls right in the morning after the INTJ has just woken up (-5%).
2. No surprise phone calls (-5%).
3. Make sure the INTJ isnât busy doing something else (-10%).
4. Make sure the INTJ has taken care of their basic needs before the phone call is initiated (-10%).
5. Less of âAre you okay?â and âWhatâs wrong?â (-10%).
6. Ask if they want to text instead (-30%).
Donât get us wrong
1. Phone calls are the best when deep talks are involved.
2. We donât hate you. Weâre just grumpy from all the energy used to talk and take care of your feelings.
3. We want you to be happy too.
4. If we complain about how tiring TALKING is, we only want to be empathized and to be told to take care of ourselves. Not you taking it personally and be hurt. :(
5. If we answer your phone calls a lot, and stay for over 10 minutes, we really really like talking to you! That doesnât mean we canât get drained from it, though.
Thank you for reading and understanding us.
I can hit the reblog button for a hundred times
When dark INTJ finds an interesting mind
When I finally find someone whoâs as fucked up as me
INTJ trying to flirt
âHm, youâre interesting. Now Iâm asking you to reproduce.â
