hey now, hey now

bi. black. a little sad but who isn't? (she/her)

[todaysbat]

Image description: photo of a brown sign with white text that reads: "You can't save everything cute, eat everything that tastes good, and kill everything you're afraid of and expect a working ecosystem to come out of it." -- Flip Nicklin, wildlife photographer

Image source: photograph by op

[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

i got the job. suicide cancelled

[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

if i don’t get this job i’m going to kill myself and leave a note saying it was their fault.

[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

i love having crushes on celebrities. them bitches will never know.

[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

i have been with my family for a day and a half and the amount of homophobia and transphobia going on where there are no out gay/trans people to even trigger these conversations…it is painful on a personal level as a closeted bisexual but more than that it’s just embarrassing that they are so occupied with being hateful toward people who are largely irrelevant to their lives. like, why is the alphabet mafia taking up so much of your mind?

[rylandgraces]

Lionel Boyce as CARL Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

And that they're somehow better than everyone else for being aware of the scam.

[parentheticalaside]

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

[nudityandnerdery]

Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)

[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

today is dragging. i want to kill myself

[melliflewus]

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

[theraddestpotato21]

[neptunecity]

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[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

grad school is just how much boredom and bullshit can you endure without giving up

[hisonlybegottenbeysuschrist]

every day i am at the mercy of the metropolitan transportation authority of new york city and every day is a heroic effort to survive

[the-boring-distopia]

You just have to respect Camilla Hect's ability to have the narration's "camera" pan to her and for her to be doing some out of pocket shit. In the first book she casually walks through a door while handcuffed to Harrowhark "kill everyone now!" Nonagesimus. In the second book she is just there on a random ass empty planet, decked out with the whole rambo surival outfit. The entire third book is just an endless loop of found family drama and flashbacks until Camilla is like "aight, let me pull a Joanne d'Arc real quick".

In the next book Harrow will be fighting her way through hell and she will turn around to find Camilla just standing there with a snowcone because why not at this point.