Protector and Queen of Chilladelphia

Emily | 28 | PA, USA l ISFJ | Sagittarius | B.S. in Biology | Molecular Biologist

[thememedaddy]

[ducissatenebrarum]

Taucherfriedhof - Bautzen/Germany

by Svart Vinter

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[wizardarchetypes]

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

[girlypop-shitto]

[cainstellan]

my Mount Rushmore of Irish men

I follow in my mother (Brittany broski)‘s footsteps

[aurazoo]

who else wide awake thinking about fran drescher mao skirt

[aurazoo]

[memeuplift]

[uncle-cazador]

[quasi-normalcy]

This reminds me of the time that my violin tutor talked me into performing in a recital only about three months after I had started playing; but she didn't tell me that almost everyone else performing was a kid. And there was some seven-year-old playing the same piece as me, but he screwed it up and I was like "Yeah!!"

I was 30 at the time.

[kilgarraara]

searching for a memory

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[rosieandthemoon]

detail from Annunciation by Jan van Eyck, c. 1434-1436 {full}

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[belairbottom]

@muzizmu

[pleasantlygrimm]

good for him. this man had a vision and he made it happen. homie hiked into the desert, changed into his sluttiest armor and positioned himself just so in front of a blade of grass to hide his shlong.

I yearn to be able to live with this kind of whimsy.

[kuromisgh0st]

we should all be living with this level of dedication and whimsy !! 🗡️

[dogpuppy]

[classicalcanvas]

French Novels and Rose (1888) by Vincent van Gogh