its not that deep

I'm just a pretty boy with a cotton candy heart. 29 · he/they

[ash-nico]

No antis, terfs, exclusionists, MAPs, zionists, homophobes, racists, xenophobes, trump supporters or any other bigotry

All y'all can fuck off

[viralfrog]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[87sukiyaki]

[kaylmao]

camera shutters kind of sound like taking a bite of a crisp apple because a camera takes a bite of the light in the air

[misscaptor]

Hii, do you have any advice for girls getting into domming?

Tiny bit of personal context, I'm transfemme (early transition) and have a.. surprising number of girls wanting me to domme them.

(oh also, if I have any follow-up questions, do you mind my DMing you?)

DMs are fine!!!

my advice is to practice making decisions without agonizing over them. 90% of the decisions you make while domming (what do we do next, should it wear a collar or a harness, can it cum now or should it beg more etc) are arbitrary. Learn to just decide. The more you think about every choice you’re making the faster youll burn out and get decision fatigue. If you realize you made the wrong choice, you can change it as soon as you realize. The most tiring part of domming is the overthinking. The second guessing. The “was that hot or embarrassing”. I can maintain my domme persona the longest when I can just say “whatever. I already made my decision. Time to move on”.

also, develop a list with your partner of things you want to do. “Fuck, what do I do now” was the main thing on my mind when I started domming. If you have your own list of options for stuff thats on the table you can go down the list in your head and select from it instead of coming up with things to do on the spot. Also, don’t be scared to just grab your sub and stare at them while you think of what to do. There’s no time crunch and the pause will make them anticipate something. Especially if you’re not talking, just looking at them and sizing them up.

last, something I wish I could have told my younger self that may not apply to you: it’s really, really fun to lean into being girly as the domme. It’s fun to giggle while you cut someone. It’s fun to coo over bruises. It’s fun to tie it up and make it watch you try on dresses and kick it hard if it doesn’t show enough enthusiasm. Leave lipstick marks all over it. Make it brush and braid your hair. Make it zip your dresses and make sure your skirts sit right. Force it to give you princess treatment. It feels amazing. It’s so worth it.

[fanfictionimg]

President Goku slams his fist on his desk and screams into his phone. “I dont give a hot gay fuck what congress says! Legalize weed, dude!”

[lemonmeringuedyke]

I love black gay people so much like I love the fem boys who be having them sharp ass lineups and sometimes look like studs and I love the studs who also be having them sharp ass lineups and be all muscular and wear packers and I love the butch queens and the butches and ugh I just love us all

[squeakitties]

[orbsoup]

Beagle business! Some designs I made for stickers!

[gentleaffirmations]

Sometimes even good change can be scary. It's okay to feel scared or anxious, even when things are changing for the better.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated