I Am the Eggman

[byjove]

doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

[byjove]

are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch 😩

[byjove]

going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?

[sadhoc]

when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

[catbxy]

lower case (derogatory)

[holycalf]

still so charmed by the way rose tyler is so unapologetically lower class without the narrative like. consistently telling you that. it’s all stuff you see between her flat and her bottle blonde hair with roots poking through and and her clumpy mascara and her clothes that don’t fit quite right and her passion for looking out for the underdog. it’s just so refreshing to have the protagonist of a show not be so squeaky clean and polished or a complete antihero but just some completely normal girl shaped by the way she grew up

[zoanzon]

Rose Tyler met aliens and immediately went “Hello, do you know what unions are? Do you want to learn?” and that’s so powerful of her.

[valtsv]

i could be being chased by the killer and i'd be like oh man this is so embarrassing i must look like such an idiot right now he's probably judging my silly little run and everything

[valtsv]

i'm the kind of guy who'd get stabbed and be like ugh this is so humiliating i'm sure nobody has ever bled out and died as badly as i am. cringe.

[edgebug]

you're going to get a failing grade in being murdered which is totally possible and normal to worry about

[homoidiotic]

[feralg0blin]

[woodrider]

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

[kalichnikov]

it's where they go to do cocaine

[audrey-hepbae]

[guiltyidealist]

[utwo]

Green is the new Black - Faroe  / Faroe Islands

© Vincent Van Duysen

[sadboychild]

Oh so you think you have hoes? That’s interesting... name 5

[2man222]

This man has you covered

[sadboychild]

Who’s this guy? -_-

[2man222]

[nothorses]

the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

[actual-mothman]

one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away

[nothorses]

you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[kvothes]

on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.

but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely

[prole-log]

[clowreedsforfilth-deactivated20]

Thank u comrade tyranitar

[byjove]

being bisexual gives you superpowers but they don’t want you to know that

[byjove]

I could pick up a car right now or walk through a wall but I don’t because I’m humble

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when is it coming

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when is it coming

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when is it coming

[this-is-getting-silly]

[staarcore]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

every so often twitter just rediscovers tumblr

[wrenhavenriver]

why must reductress hurt me in this way

[thiefree]

ok a) lmao me too girl, and

b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.

and c), lmao, me too girl

[junkolt]

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn