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worms in my fucking brain ~ julia ~ 24 ~ they/she ~

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[nat-20s]

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

[nonasuch]

oh shit i almost missed it!

[thehappysmiler]

[detectivehole]

"is watching porn cheating??" is watching a horror movie murder??? i remembered while making this post that a lot of people do think you're some sort of sadistic freak if you watch horror movies so the metaphors a little broken. i hate that btw the fact that i'm a sadistic freak has nothing to do with horror movies i've wanted to be a sadistic freak ever since i was a little girl

[spideyiron]

this is a list of all and every anti tony stark user on this site. this screenshot is really tall. the size is 500x27000.

here is the picture. have fun blocking these toxic blogs. just zoom a couple of times and you should be able to see all the blogs!

[powerfulwizard]

Tony Stark is an obnoxious character obviously written by straight men who have know idea what a charming man is like, and he is also bourgeoisie scum who deserves the rusty blade of a guillotine.

[jasper-rolls]

we used to have real drama on this website

[settlers-of-caltrans]

This article is fucking crazy lmao

[settlers-of-caltrans]

One App, 60 Men, 26 Dates: My Adventures in Alt-Right Dating

There’s no question that we’re living—and looking for love—in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided par

[settlers-of-caltrans]

Like what is happening, even the author seems perplexed.

[settlers-of-caltrans]

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[ashleythetraveler]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[qqchurch]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

[prokopetz]

I will accept that housecats ordinarily do not hunt cooperatively, but whenever a mouse gets into my house, my cats will literally coordinate with each other to flush it toward me so I can grab it with my special Mouse Catching Glove and chuck into the field out back, so clearly it's a skill they can learn.

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

[andmaybegayer]

it used to be so easy to find a job

[yazzydream]

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[signalfirefly]

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

[angelbabymikaa]

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

🕯️ you will see trump dead or behind bars 🕯️

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️in your lifetime 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel