The truth is, when I'm wearing my chromatus, I'm..

Hipster!Ludger RP Blog Permanent Semi-Hiatus // I told my brother if he got 12 notes on a post, I’d make an crack ludger rp blog, so guess who lost a bet!! (Thanks a lot, Alvin!) (btw this isn’t a Chromatus Ludger blog. I realized after drawing the banner, I’m probably never going to draw Chromatus Ludger again!) ((Also! I draw out my replies, so not only will I be somewhat picky with how many conversations I participate in, but I also may take some time to respond.)) (((This usually isn’t a very serious blog, so don’t be surprised if I send you something silly’“)))

[thetravelingdemon]

-while holding cat- "Paint me like one of your French girls!"

Send me “Paint me like one of your French girls!” for my muse’s reaction to yours seductively draping themselves across the nearest piece of furniture

“I got lazy.”

[yesterdaysprint]

New Castle Herald, Pennsylvania, June 24, 1922

[nudeger]

-appears for april fools-

REMEMBER THIS?!

[broadswordandpistol]

[charredremnants-ofthesacredflame]

Here we have my lovely wife, @kawaiifairytale, sinning.

[srsfunny]

Only Members Of The Berry Club

[peachybeesplease]

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a lSO I HAVE THIS ONE THING THAT BOTHERS ME TO NO END;

WHY DOES GAIUS HAVE NIPPLES ON HIS GAME MODEL BUT NO ONE ELSE DOES??????????? THIS IS FOR HIS SWIMSUIT TOO. NONE OF THE OTHER GUYS HAVE NIPS BUT GAIUS DOES- WHY??

[atomikgarden]

Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

[1651819151458-deactivated202202]

for @flamingo-bubbles red phone collab! someone took my lil anise i did lil baby elle!! ;v; 

this is the first time i’ve drawn her. her eyes are hard to get right cuz if i do one thing wrong then it’s not her omfg but i am pleased with the small child

 i did wanna handwrite the message but my handwriting is literal chicken scratch sorry omg

[talesofcrackfessions]

[nudeger]

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sIS NO

[nudeger]

broyes

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Visit Original Link

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[thebestoftumbling]

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

[startrekrenegades]

[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

Cats have a very poor sense of object permanence.  As such, they don’t realize that its possible for two doors to lead to the same room.  In their mind if they come in one door, that’s one room and if they come in the other door, that’s a completely different room. This is why, if you let a cat out and it’s raining, it will run inside and meow at you to open another door.  They aren’t able to connect that both doors lead to the same outside.

In this case, this cat does not want to go to The Place The Cat Door Leads To but rather is asking to go to The Place The Front Door Leads To.

As for why he runs away at the end?

Well, he’s an asshole.

[nudeger]

WONDERFUL PERSON AWARD ♡✧( ु•⌄• ) once you get this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask box of some people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's nice to know that someone thinks you're wonderful inside and out. ☆.。.:*・°

thank you!!!

[nudeger]

Julius, I know you can’t hear me, but please be a mind reader just this once. This apartment is not sound proof. I can hear everything. Spare your little brother. Please. Go to the inn.

[nudeger]

“Now my bro has two girlfriends?? What has this world come to-- Oh wait. It was always like that..”