inklings

he / him art major, trans, trying very hard currently into: overwatch, marvel, dream daddy

[sketchdeath]

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

[digicorvid-deactivated20211204]

…..slime creature…..

[masterassassinoo]

Mine just said “bastard”

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[llatimeria]

@nuev

[nuev]

You tagged me in this but this literally happened to me in the 7th grade with Mr. Lefkowitz and a ball python named Rosy

[lmaonade]

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

[durbikins]

who?

[institute-for-thermal-research]

what is this person talking about

[angelicguy]

i love it when kittens are so young they can only move at like 8 fps

[peterbparkerr]

tom holland keeping it gender neutral (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

when people automatically assume ur straight just bc u haven’t said otherwise

[frogmp3]

there’s really no heterosexual explanation for this

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[logblog]

Me at family gatherings

[schistcity]

we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

[389483829843249328493284324]

reminder that i dont have a single art class but go down to the AP class 3x a day and either do nothing or use ¼ cup of paint to make these horrible orangutan paintings and i plan to make more

[francisxie-deactivated20200628]

@revolverocelittle  ‘s big evil boy lerilles

[cloudsinsummertime]

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

[cloudsinsummertime]

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

[daisto-deactivated20181027]

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

[cloudsinsummertime]

yes

[listing-to-port]

How to Science: a guide

1. Science is done in a coat. So you will need one of those. If you are doing evil science you will probably be meddling with the fabric, so your coat can have things on, like stains and legs and holes into space. Good science requires a coat which is clean, white and that somebody has used an iron on. If you do not have an iron or the inclination to use one then your only option is evil science, sorry. This is just one of the many barriers to Science.

2. Top Sciencers have stuff that goes through tubes and also bubbles. Your stuff will need to be in a range of primary colours. Observe it through your glasses but not too closely, you can make measurements with your eyes because you are a Sciencer. Also because occasionally your things will blow up the building, but not if those kids get there first.

3. But not all Science is done in a coat. Some of it is done in a brain. It is harder to purchase a brain than a coat but Sciencers are people of great ingenuity and will probably find a way. If you are this sort of Sciencer, you will need to write equations on things. Walls, windows and cake are all examples of things.

4. Have you sewed a head onto a body? It’s not rocket science. This is a mistake that too many people make. In fact it is the reason that the International Space Station has to have extra shielding. However if you can sew on a head without blasting it into space then you have probably made it in Science, well done.

5. Alternatively, you can follow a quirkier path. For example, try having a vole in a trap or maybe something else that explodes that is not a primary colour or a vole. You cannot Science unless something is at least a little bit explodey. Or at least you can try, but your Science will have no piquancy or zing.

6. Modern Science requires public presence and engagement with the general brain-soup. If you have a vole and it has not yet detonated then it can do tweeting for you. Otherwise, try holding the world to ransom with a technology doomsday device. This should bring attention to your chosen field.

7. Alternatively, try saving the world. This option will probably require ironing, however.

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[fanonical]

sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible

[kidzboppizza]

Imagine the raw energy of Depression vs. Anxiety that would happen if Bo Burnham and John Mulaney did a show together

[bisopod]

that point in your Artistic Journey™ when it’s like

[maybe-you-need-this]

Greece

[mcmangos]

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

the animation and lyp syncing in this is better than some kids TV shows

[grootguardians]

I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”

[grootguardians]

Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures

Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty

[grootguardians]

Valkyrie, Lady Sif: we are classically trained, elite, and highly effective warriors, who are equal parts dignified, celebrated, and feared

Nebula: lmao what if I cut off my own hand - oh my god I’m gonna do it, watch this

[grootguardians]

Thor: welcome to Asgard, the most beautiful and prosperous of all the nine realms!

Peter: here’s our ship, it’s tiny and disgusting but it’s all we have, we love it

[dogpawsswapgod]

Heimdall: Never before has an intruder slipped past me. I want to know how.

Drax: *laughing loudly w his head thrown back* If you kept your floors dry the intruder would not have slipped on his way past you!

[magick-missile]

Hela: Tremble before me, Asgard, as I usher in the dawning of a new age! We shall once again become the conquerors of the universe!

Groot: I am Groot.

[absolxguardian]

One is a high fantasy book. The other is a dnd game