Tea anyone?

Hello. Five facts about me: I am British. I am a trainee primary teacher. I am obsessed with Disney. I have a bad case of wanderlust. I like food. That is what I will mostly be blogging about, along with tea, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Lord of the Rings and anything else I feel like. Enjoy.

[nukagirl]

So you know how fucked up your life is when your history is so unique that the therapist pretty much begs to take on your case.

[nukagirl]

Even though they are three hours away from me, my family is still pissing me off. Why am I still getting caught in their shitty drama when I don't even live near them?

[nukagirl]

Fuck my sleep pattern and all the fucking issues I'm having with sleep at the moment. I'm continually waking up and not being able to go back to sleep, I keep getting sleep paralysis, I can't fall asleep unless I am exhausted and now I am groaning in my sleep which is keeping my partner up, so I am super conscious of that. I may have to go to a doctor as this is getting out of hand. I feel like I am functioning on no sleep and I am snappy and my concentration levels are so low.

[nukagirl]

Just had a 17 and 21 year told debate my life choice. I may be a bit screwed.

I loved what they where saying though, drunk conversation are the greatest,

[nukagirl]

I hate going to parties and outings, and having to worry about my health problems. Like, im going to have a good time and my body decides it's the best time to fuck up.

[nukagirl]

I wish I didn't drink as much, or get as drunk as I do. When I'm drinking I wish I listen to people when they say I'm drunk and I shouldn't drink anymore. I just make people uncomfortable and I say and do silly things, and this isn't fair on other people. I'm not a good drunk, so I should stop drinking all together. I wish I could say that I am going to stick to this revelation, but I am weak willed and stupid.

[nukagirl]

Sleep is just a concept to me at the moment

[nukagirl]

Just because I am marrying a man, does not mean that I am any less bi!

And it also doesn't mean that I will cheat on him.

I am not confused. I am not straight. I am not gay. I am bisexual. 

[sodu3bejso9xuegwkufu]

just found out i’ll probably be getting a free Foo Fighters keyring on tuesday when i go to see them as they had to cancel the previous show. yas i fully welcome all free merchandise

[nukagirl]

You might have to seek them out from the staff. A load of people missed out on them as they weren't handed out on the door. If you arrive early you should be fine, but if you arrive later than look for them.

[love-personal]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

wine label: “goes perfectly with beef, poultry, cheeses and desserts! :)”

me: *is drinking it out of the bottle while eating fistfulls of lays bbq chips*

[victorious]

Music makes a huge difference when doing chores

[sallysdurants]

[middle-aged-women-worship]

THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE JESUS

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

SHE HAS THE BEST LAUGH

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[mighty-alphalpha]

It’s called “waiting until they mention what they’re gonna order, looking up the price in the menu and ordering something equal or cheaper” and it is BASIC ETIQUETTE

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

This!!

[cleopatrick94]

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

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The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

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Years after this, I still have the same postman. He still always wears trousers, but every time I answer the door, I’m pretty sure we both remember this incident.

[baddestbitch-dg]