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[nukeoleptic]

    starter call!!

[caeliuris]

nukeoleptic‌:

caeliuris‌:

     – nope, soy sonámbulo y por eso no puedes ver mis ojos  – y por tus gafas.

   – ¿sonámbulo? – en primer lugar, no sé por qué hiciste esa pregunta tan tonta. – heheee, ¿seguro que es por eso? yo creo que es por tus gafas – y diciendo esto, le diste un toquesito al puente de aquellas gafas oscuras suyas.

     – sí, repentinamente me volví sonambulo, parece una locura – de todas formas, nunca has logrado dormir bien. Y tampoco te quitas tus gafas seguido. – bueno, ¿alguna vez has visto mis ojos? quizás ni siquiera tengo y durante todos estos años nunca te diste cuenta. es una posibilidad –

[nukeoleptic]

    -- ah, vaya, si que parece una locura... ¡y un problema! ¿no te molesta tu nueva vida siendo sonámbulo? -- eso era científicamente imposible y lo sabías, pero al contrario suyo, tú seguías siendo narcoléptica después de ya tanto tiempo. Suponías que es la forma en la que te tocó vivir. -- mmh... bueno, ahora que lo mencionas, nunca los he visto. -- pensaste por unos momentos antes de echarte a reír por la explicación ajena. -- ¡dave! ¡que no tengas ojos sería imposible! ¡apuesto a que sí tienes, y son muy bonitos también! -- dijiste con una radiante sonrisa (típica de ti) en el rostro, la curiosidad estaba escondida detrás de ella, y como si fueras una niña pequeña, le preguntaste: -- ¿me dejarías comprobar mi teoría sobre tus ojos, dave? -- sabía que podía decir que no, ¡y estaría bien con eso! al menos, le pediste permiso, ¿no?

[caeliuris]

nukeoleptic‌:

@caeliuris

   – heeey, daaaave, ¿estás despierto?

     – nope, soy sonámbulo y por eso no puedes ver mis ojos  – y por tus gafas.

[nukeoleptic]

   -- ¿sonámbulo? -- en primer lugar, no sé por qué hiciste esa pregunta tan tonta. -- heheee, ¿seguro que es por eso? yo creo que es por tus gafas -- y diciendo esto, le diste un toquesito al puente de aquellas gafas oscuras suyas.

[nukeoleptic]

@caeliuris

   -- heeey, daaaave, ¿estás despierto?

[nukeoleptic]

        hi everyone! (≧∇≦)/

    This is a new Jade Harley roleplay account from the webcomic ‘Homestuck’. Mun is a friendly, weird, shy and (sometimes) funny girl that is 18 years old and that is trying to have a fun time here on tumblr! Nice to meet you all! 

         OKAY ! Now that I introduced myself correctly, I have to mention a few things about the rules of this blog (you can read them in my ‘about’ link on the blog too tho): 

I only follow-back ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS, not PERSONAL BLOGS (except if you are one of my mutuals, of course), and the ‘follow’ thing will be semi-selective, which implies checking your character first before following you.

I DON’T RP threads that involves rape or any sexual interactions, the first one because is INHUMAN and the other one because I feel REALLY umcomfortable around that type of roleplay. Maybe I’ll consider it if our muses have a strong relationship,but I’ll always put the romantic things of a relationship above the ‘sexual needs’.

English is NOT my mother language, so If I make mistakes while roleplaying with you, feel free to tell me, but please, don’t be rude, nobody likes that dude.

In this roleplay account, JADE HARLEY has a lot of verses, you can find them in the ‘verses’ link on the blog! 

 My character is MONOSHIP, but if you want a ship in particular (and if it is on the SHIPPING WALL page, then I’ll consider to roleplay that ship with you in another universe (AU) or with the other verses my character has). 

  Weeeell ! I guess that is for now! Thankies for rebloggin’/likin’ this and hope we RP sometime!

           (￣▽￣)ノ Luuvs! 

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It’s been... like... 4 years since I’ve entered this blog. But hey, I’m kinda back? I missed this girl and also missed having an indie blog so here you have me (lol)

[nukeoleptic]

With a playful grin upon his face, Chopper walked toward the girl, hoping that she wasn't too busy to spend some time with him. He had been alone for some time, but for whatever reason, seeing her face alone made him feel as though his boredom could be easily relieved. "Hey!" He shouted out as he gently placed his hoof upon her knee, hoping to get her attention.

            ✿; chopperpirate

       Your eyes opened in surprise. Seeing that creature right in front of you made your curiosity florish in your mind. 

               !!!!!                hi there!!

        You smiled and waved your hand with the intention of greeting the unknown being. He seemed nice, and he was being nice to you! So, you put on your knees and smiled nicely to him, hoping he wouldn’t get scared by your presence. 

             nice to meet you, new friend!!              my name is jade!             who are you?

[nukeoleptic]

     ooc; I should be sleeping, but no, here I’m. Wow. (?)

[nukeoleptic]

   -- why do i smell cookies but there’s no cookies here?!    what is happening?!

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tempoxbeat:

     ❝thats pretty cool then        i mean its good to see old familiar faces once in a while        and it also feels good getting reassured that im not just hallucinating things        all those timelines shenanigans just keep fucking me up, is2g        but well, lets stop talking about all that bullshitery        i don’t want to bore you or something❞

You smiled softly, damn, you really did missed talking to her.

     ❝well im totally sure that my presence and voice are really hard to forget        but hey now i want to hear you more tho        so, how have you been?❞

yeah it is!!  hehe wow! i can imagine how much timelines you’ve been! but now you are here so you don’t have to worry about those timelines anymore i guess!

your smile grew up a bit this time. you were happy, obviously, because it’s been a long time since you don’t see him or even talked to him.

you don’t bore me, dave! you never do that, dummy! 

you giggled.

i like talking to you about anything, u know that’s because you’re right!  its really hard to forget you!  i’ve been fine, a bit bored but fine after all!! and you? how have you been?

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karkiinos:

Well, could you argue with that? No, you really couldn’t. But you are a stubborn asshole who was going to try anyway.

  I CAN’T BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME?   IS THAT A CHALLENGE JADE???   FUCKING WATCH ME BEING ANGRY ALL THE TIME

  HOLY FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS   DO I NEED TO SAY THIS AGAIN??   WHATEVER, FUCK IT, I’LL SAY IT AGAIN SINCE YOU INSIST   I DO NOT   OVERREACT   END OF STORY.  

UGGGGGH!!

Why are you trying to make him think?  He obviously couldn’t! And the only thing he gave to you was a headache! 

u know what?

it WASN’T a challenge, okay?! and i’m already watching you being angry all the time!! why are you so rude??  why are you always angry? is there a problem u have with the world? oh!! PLEASE don’t answer me i already know that!! well, for more you know I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT, OKAY?! 

now both of you were overreacting, what a sweet and nice friendship you have.

[nukeoleptic]

tempoxbeat:

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     ❝woah        is this a dream or        i am really seeing you in front of me        but i  truly hope it is not a dream though        i can even admit that i missed a lot hearing your voice❞ 

dave? hiii! hehe no! its not a dream, im here! in front of you and talking to you too!! hello agaaaain cool kid!!! i’ve missed you too! 

you smile, gigglin’ a bit.

of course, i’ve missed hearing your voice too, dave!! and also your presence, obviously!

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aradxa:

♈ — ;

“well, kind of. we all have our own individual quest but now im pretty sure we’re all planning something big, together that im not really a part of yet”

oh, really?

that’s great! 

i hope all your plans succeed!

and... well...

however... i don’t know exactly where i’m right now...

could you tell me where am i, aradia? 

[nukeoleptic]

aradxa:

♈ — ;

“i guess you could say that, but truth is i haven’t talked to karkat in a long time. ive just kind of done my own thing for a while now”

oh i see!  so you are now on your own adventure, am i right? that’s so coooool!  i’m on a adventure too! with my friends! 

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karkiinos:

  SERIOUSLY???   I WASN’T OVERREACTING I WAS GENUINELY UPSET ABOUT AN ISSUE THAT I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYMORE   ARE WE REALLY GOING TO GET ARGUMENTATIVE ABOUT THIS MATTER?   AND WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE IF I OVERREACT, ACCORDING TO YOUR ‘HARLEY STANDARDS’. 

  YEAH GREAT IDEA!!   “HEY SELF, YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND YOU SHOULD STOP GETTING WORRIED AND ANGRY AT LITTLE ‘THINGS’”   WOW, IT WORKED, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE?? IT COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY DAILY LIFE DRASTICALLY

Your sarcastic rant stops after realizing that it was, certainly, a bit embarrassing. 

  …WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END LIKE THIS. 

well according to my ‘harley standars’ i was just WORRIED. ABOUT. YOU!! because anger is not the best way to solve problems also it causes a lot of danger to your mind, like headaches and a bad humour and and a lot of other things that are very bad for yourself!!! you just can’t be angry all the time!! 

how you even do that?!

...

ugh you’re impossible sometimes!!

you sighed now you are the one that is having a headache. how ironic.

well it always end like this because you overreact. 

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karkiinos ha dicho:

 { WATER YOU TALKING ABOUT– tu Jade siempre está muy IC, de verdad :c no sé como lo haces tbh akjfd a veces tengo que leer tus respuestas dos veces porque literalmente quedo como “omfg esto se siente muy canon” akjfds just keep doing your thing <‘3 }

ooc; nati u frkng nugget u r a terrorist u r gonna make me explode (?) akdajskfj  ;-; Thankies <3 Es que a veces me pongo a analizar la vida y wias místicas y termino diciendo leseras, gracias por devolverme a la realidad (??) -khé- ; ^ ; !! 

Igual tu eres un excelente Karkat dude, y si dices que no te hago explotar igual (???) dkfkjagjg

[nukeoleptic]

ooc; ok confession time: i think im being so out of character with jade lmao don’t look at me im the trash lord.