null enforcer

@nullge

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litwrally need it squeaking and flopping on it

it’s suck on its nullge wednesday

it’s very cute and epic when you have wires and strings hanging loose Noooo haha don’t pull ur exposed nerves away from my scissors ur sooo sexy

licking the ship’s steering wheel until i get a horrible virus unknown to medicine or the sentient navigation system starts feeling something goode #FuckBigOrDie

im trying really hard to give you ur dick privileges back but ur high voltage shocking me again just bought u a smaller nullge

sorry that clank clank noise you heard wasn’t me fuckibng the robot it’s just huge like that

“this robot cannot feel pain” yeah that’s god’s fault or whatever but it’s worked hard to become a 5 star voice actor of late

implementing feederism on the bot by downloading a zip bomb the size of a COD game

the android can’t suck ur dick but it can press its cool light up visor against it and it almost always feels cold not a great or pleasant experience really. u have to pretend it’s doing a good job though

computervsworld

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computervsworld

Upon further research, our team has put together this revised chart:

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the 10ft tall death bot constantly surrounded by a hoard of short service bots is finally wearing the “im not polyamorous but my subs are” shirt they all made for it

the big fat mech is coming. no the fat one. no thats the big one. commander im talkign about the BIG FAT mech

#i made thisjoke a long time ago in a different platform but it goes here now

as an android you don’t /have/ to do what humans have done for centuries or emulate it. but my wife at home has a rare disease and the only cure is for you to hump this pillow while i film it. dont let my wife die

weldingplay gone too far when dom attaches ground to its own leg

water resistant bot discovers the simple joy of high pressure shower head between legs

non water resistant bot discovers electroshock hand of god via high pressure shower head between legs

water resistant bot discovers the simple joy of high pressure shower head between legs

“i cant hold it while it pees anymore there’s like nothing there now” thats quitter talk you get back in there and figure this shit out

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