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Okie dokie so
I’m making a new home for this blog.
Thing is that it’s actually a side blog and honestly just difficult. I wasn’t smart enough to make a whole new account when I made this blog. I’ll reblog all my posts so that it’s up to date, and I’ll still be active just over at @thatepileptic.
Who wants to help my anxiety keep me awake for my sleep deprived EEG?
If someone complains about my seizures, I accept their thoughts on it, then promptly seize and take the fucker down with me.
seizures increase with lack of sleep, side effects of some anti-convulsants is insomnia… what. am. i. supposed. to. do.
Time to shimmy bitch
Story time:
One time when I was having a seizure (grand mal) a man put his wallet in my mouth. Huge no-no. It bit partly through it and when I woke up he tried to tell me I needed to buy him a new wallet. I told him to fuck off
Why is it always a wallet? Sounds like he’s taking cues from the health care industry. “I tried to help you, failed miserably, here’s a bill, pay me now.”
Epilepsy Fact #4
People who have epilepsy are barred from military service, but not for what you might think.
It is true that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. This is the real reason why people who have epilepsy are not allowed to serve in the military. Every seizure we survive increases our attack power, and as a result some of us are capable of greater destructive force than a nuclear warhead.
In 1956, a geologist research team published evidence linking many earthquakes and volcanic eruptions to an epileptic unintentionally discharging excess kinetic energy. Soon after, the UN quietly passed a treaty banning the deployment of epileptic soldiers.
However, it is rumored that many governments have cooperated in a joint effort to develop a team of weaponized epileptics to be employed in case of an existential threat, such as an asteroid impact or alien invasion.
If you are tempted to provoke someone who has epilepsy, consider this: there is no space weapons ban, but there is for us.
More epilepsy facts
Reblogging for EpileptiCon 2018
I have a story about this jotted down somewhere. It isn’t very good.
Don’t settle for people who ‘tolerate’ your epilepsy. Get friends who embrace you with everything you are.
Bonus points if they get on the floor and seize with you.
No Noise November. everyone shut up
This is my new puppy Fudge. She’s a 12 week old standard poodle, and I’m having her trained as a seizure response dog! Her hobbies are trying to chew my arm off, and barking at her reflection.
Plz love my fur child
Perfect timing for Epilepticon, I’m going for an EEG on Monday. Time to up my cyborg factor by 12.
Some of my family make fun of my epilepsy. I’ve tried to educate them, and express my feelings, but you can’t make a dumb fucker learn.
It’s important to know when to stop medication.
Recently I had an adverse reaction to Briviact. I didn’t know what an adverse reaction was. Please, if you are starting a new medication, watch your symptoms.
People with epilepsy tend to keep powering on with new medications, despite the side effects, but it’s important to draw the line. If you are concerned with your reaction to a new drug, ring your primary care doctor.
Your health is important.
Seizures are unfair. If I’m gonna fucking shimmy on the ground 3 times a day I want abs. Or just general muscles so I can throttle my epilepsy.
Have I ever mentioned the time that someone thought this would be a good opener with me?
I hate to say it but I’m… kinda glad this happened? I mean, this boy is at least a class 3 douche and it’s a bummer that you had to deal with him, but you get to share it with us and we get to be disgusted by him with you. It’s a community event and team-building exercise!
I proceeded to spam facts about epilepsy at him. He did not appreciate my effort to educate the underdeveloped minds of our nation.
I dunno about y’all, but whenever I go to a new neurologist I go in there ready to start a fight.
Like, I respect your professional opinion, but in my opinion you’re a prick so that overrules anything you say.
And I also brought a bat so I win.
Nothing takes my breath away or makes my heart beat quite like a seizure. Seriously I get heart palpitations.
