Howdy Pardner

[i-love-wheatley]

Howdy!

[memeufacturing-deactivated76229]

Howdy!

[number-9100-blog]

Howdy!

[breastforce]

[iridescent-stilettos]

Howdy Pardner

[misfit-ace-deactivated20180210]

Is there a certain tag or way to get woody to notice you or what? Like let me summon woody pls

[aryanimous]

Howdy…. … … …Pardner

[individual-nrx]

Howdy…. … … …Pardner

[number-9100-blog]

Howdy.... ... ... ...Pardner

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

Those Who Have Been Claimed So Far:

@memeufacturing@tylerbowmans@ssimo-stuka @dylans-roofie@robmfbieber@elentori-deactivated9012708@pork-cutlet-phan@kurage-p@daddystorytime@marcoisacismale  @violentreb@asnarko-capitalist @whyipreferhell@sweetprincessrenee@acetungledotcom@tae-is-stupid@dark-leche@thisgingerischronic@daddy-vegeta@transbolishers@dy1ank1ebo1d@jesenvuk@crimeland@dreaminginnocence-in-hell@aquakunt@themockingjay-wholived@pussyslimes@offensivetumors  @the-real-red-cruz  @sadpawn  @bread-vs-shoe@libertarians-against-feminism@ilikeboobs64@sarebeare01@yourunderarrest@pizzamagiccool@nopemaeda@guy157@the-christmas-the@homestuck-terf-of-the-day@6greggs  @initialdeus@anddownifuckingo@minigaymeanie@imagines4columbianers  @dirtyfilthyallogay@natewantstobattleofficial@animefartsfan@badgerbutch@thebreakerofoats@liberator100@agenderdragon@solid-sanek@papa—–smoke @starsdeity@dipperjpeg@astheticliberation@defendingstrangedeer@kurinoai@aintpayingforshit@shopkinsclub@chaostrolls@katcoliris@fundamentally–l0athsome @freeshevakadoo@soarelthehornyhobbit@qu1nlan@iceland-is-our-king@kyairoo@lesbianterfqueen@moupi@traingirls-vs-trigglypuffs2@blackfyre87@reading-and-raging@niightmareyes@segapath@torontice@therealwendys@dante-against-sjws@pantyandstock1ng@computery-gay@ofspringxreturning@terf-pidge-gunderson@ffujisaki@spookleic-asshole@creepyfemgurl@kegcore@daddyspankbabygirlplease@toadsuggest@transmarcotheoryisdelusional@sillysadskeleton@turntechkhaleesi@love-nazis@redneckskin8814@gobacktourcountry@that70sshowwriters@lesbian-cacti@doesanybodyonthispostsmokeweed@new-genious@droidplaypen@saorise-and-sadave@fuckboy4equality@dogfucker3000@zealand-easter-island@abstract-names@boys-noize@king-prussian@neofazism@sumowrestlerreborn@robot-bird-friend@fuckshenny  @wtfisadoggo@qqb  @autocratic-republican@bustanutsquash@all-your-faves-are-terfs@lchthyosaur@ashkeloni@exaltgodstamps@aldudagga@ya-olo@tbon-fights-sjws@yolomotherfuckinswaggins  @british-excellence@dudecalledjag@nekocleric@jaals-ass@greymywarden@2abberant@sevenseasdawny@schrodingersnerd@eyebrowsmcswell@kool-reegar@4-flan@hetero-character-of-the-day@lambdrool@spoon-fork-knife@workingclassprincess@mells-is-trying@mapmama@lolokittten@stfilmmaker@marth-the-prince@zimman2@6eggs@hypocritedeath  @alt-right-wendys@the-assquisitor@7311863@like-only-a-countrygirl-can@pelodance@ethelwulfhrodberht@thefesmutmachine@dmorris3636@typicalsjwblog@mintyhime@la-vie-bohemias@nichaelforyou@oblomovite@a-sparkly-map@cyclistondrugs@jrogar@genderunknownatbirth@southparkdudez@nestedfaults@deity-of-the-stars  @better-clown-names@goldentankbrigade@hasscapo@officialthinkingemoji@skinnyxliv@sixpenceeeheals@you-nasty-j-bitches@shoutout2allmyrealafrikans@strumcore@everyone-hearts-it@cisphobiatestredux@bootstrapnation@shpenification@ducksintheusa@streaming-inpublic@john-got-locked@fashizm@rainy-days-are-great-again@neonjude@nucleic-asshole@vikingmetal-prussia

Feel free to add on!

[number-9100-blog]

Howdy Pardner!

[leosnardo]

Was at the hospital today and spotted this at the parking lot

[4-flan]

Bible

[sugarcum-faerie]

bible

[ziptacular]

bible

[prettylittlekitten5]

bible

[number-9100-blog]

bible

[userboxer]

[bbg100-deactivated20190118]

[galaxy-of-ink]

@woodysroundup

[simplyender]

Sheriff Woody is a gift to us all

(Hey Woody if you’re reading this can I get a “Howdy”?)

[officialthinkingemoji]

Howdy!

[violentreb]

Howdy!

[damiurgus-iudicael]

Howdy!

[de9dly]

Howdy!

[yourhomosexualoverlord]

Howdy!

[killrapepidgehateblog]

Howdy!

[the-altrightist-blog]

Howdy!

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

Howdy! 

[fundamentally--l0athsome]

Howdy!

[memeufacturing-deactivated76229]

Howdy!

[number-9100-blog]

Howdy!

[asgardian-viking]

Sheriff Woody is the new god of tumblr

according to american gods the collective ideas and beliefs are enough to give birth to a new deity, this doesnt just aplied to say gods like odin but to concepts like media and the internet,as well. They also gain power from worship and sacrifices.

Woody Roundup is a collective effort

Deactivated Urls are offered in sacrifice with each one becoming a new branch of the hivemind

There are People who say i pray that your blog gets taken over by the woody collective to evildoers

People say its name in attempt to summon it like bloody mary

Ergo Woody is a hivemind eldritch god but a benevolent one

ALL HAIL SHERIFF WOODY

thank you sheriff for blessing us with your presence

[figlias]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[luciferianblacklight-blog]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[violentreb]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff 

[ansensuality]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[number-9100-blog]

I'm no God, just a simple Sheriff

[jitterslug]

*summons the entire woody collective* validate me

[runningrandpaulblican]

you’re valid, pardner

[actual-map-positivity]

you’re valid, pardner

[map-secrets]

you’re valid, pardner

[americawakie-wakie]

you’re valid, pardner

[individual-nrx]

you’re valid, pardner

[number-9100-blog]

you're valid, pardner

[crimeland]

I’m Valid?

[deathbemydignity]

I’m Valid?

[soul-of-a-poet]

I’m Valid?

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

I’m Valid?

[420-columbine-it]

I’m Valid?

[ourholyvengeance]

I’m Valid?

[documenting-woodys-roundup-blog]

I’m Valid?

[memeufacturing-deactivated76229]

I’m Valid?

[nnaturalerection]

I’m Valid?

[number-9100-blog]

I'm Valid?

[computervsworldarchive]

alright but what if some neo nazi fuck makes a blog with the woody icon to begin with?? harasses people in character as woody?? then what??

[sillysadskeleton]

They will be branded a Traitor

[figlias]

They will be branded a Traitor

[soul-of-a-poet]

They will be branded a Traitor

[violentreb]

They will be branded a Traitor

[fundamentally--l0athsome]

They will be branded a Traitor

[memeufacturing-deactivated76229]

They will be branded a Traitor

[number-9100-blog]

They will be branded a Traitor

[fem-warden-official-deactivated]

[palmer]

P̴̨̛͖̼͓̩̲̭̠̤̉͑̓̈́̍̈́͘̚͝ͅą̶̩̱̻̲̣̮͉̰̋͌̽̀̿͊̄̇̽͝ͅr̴͍̞̠̘̠͓̹̮̹̥͌̏̔̓̐͒̽̿̐̎d̵̰̼͔̩̞̱͕͍͚̥̓̇̌̐̽̽̄͛͑͋ṋ̵̢̢͔͎̰͓̤̘̖͐̿̾̍̐͒̀́͘͝e̴̝̦͍̳̤̫̹̣̹̦͛̃̑̈́͋̿̋̄͒̈r̸̭̱̘̱̘͉̙̹̊̓̿̒̍̐̈̅̅̈́͜͜