Howdy Pardner

[deej3000]

It’s just like they say. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself absorbed into the Woody Collective.

[calebharrisun]

hey woody’s, did i miss any of ya?

[crookedlyhopefulcheesecake]

Missed one, Pardner

[leatherraunchpig]

Missed one, Pardner

[kamerad1023]

Missed one, Pardner

[white-wolf785]

Missed one, Pardner

[spahnranch]

Missed one, Pardner

[deathbemydignity]

Missed one, Pardner

[soul-of-a-poet]

Missed one, Pardner

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

Missed one, Pardner

[420-columbine-it]

Missed one, Pardner

[violentreb]

Missed one, Pardner

[computervsworldarchive]

alright but what if some neo nazi fuck makes a blog with the woody icon to begin with?? harasses people in character as woody?? then what??

[sillysadskeleton]

They will be branded a Traitor

[figlias]

They will be branded a Traitor

[soul-of-a-poet]

They will be branded a Traitor

[violentreb]

They will be branded a Traitor

[violentreb]

bad ending: nazis and terfs force everyone else off tumblr and become the only users

neutral ending: staff is forced to shut down tumblr after huge blacklash

good ending: the woody collective gains possession of staff and the entire website

[asgardian-viking]

Sheriff Woody is the new god of tumblr

according to american gods the collective ideas and beliefs are enough to give birth to a new deity, this doesnt just aplied to say gods like odin but to concepts like media and the internet,as well. They also gain power from worship and sacrifices.

Woody Roundup is a collective effort

Deactivated Urls are offered in sacrifice with each one becoming a new branch of the hivemind

There are People who say i pray that your blog gets taken over by the woody collective to evildoers

People say its name in attempt to summon it like bloody mary

Ergo Woody is a hivemind eldritch god but a benevolent one

ALL HAIL SHERIFF WOODY

thank you sheriff for blessing us with your presence

[figlias]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[luciferianblacklight-blog]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[violentreb]

I’m no God, just a simple Sheriff

[swarnpert]

the most eerie thing nowadays is seeing commenters on posts that have been taken over by the woody collective

[luciferianblacklight-blog]

It’s the roundup, pardner 

[violentreb]

It’s the roundup, pardner

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

seeing a totally benign post and then seeing the woody icon sends me into paralytic shock

[common-conflict]

Howdy Pardner!

[violentreb]

Howdy Pardner!

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

I hope the Woody Collective takes your UGLY LESBOPHOBE ASS!!!!

Honestly, that joke is so bad tbh. It was never funny. And it will never be funny. Papatulus (?) isnt funny.

I made one post complaining about the lipstick lesbian flag and ace exclusion, jesuis.

[funnylime]

i dont know what any of this is about but why did you feel the need to call me not funny too out of the blue

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

Its cause i heard from someone that u were running the woody collective, and i personally find that whole thing not funny tbh

[funnylime]

the person who told you was a liar

[tigerthesuperduperpooperfeminist]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[crimeland]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[deathbemydignity]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[soul-of-a-poet]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[dy1ank1ebo1d]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[420-columbine-it]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[violentreb]

We are a mind of our own, pardner.

[crocodally]

How does one join the Woody Collective?

[loligalore]

All

[whyipreferhell]

All

[spahnranch]

All

[violentreb]

All

[voytekio]

what is the woody collective

[eyebrowsmcswell-deactivated2017]

We’re the friends in you, Pardner

[skinheadgirl44]

We’re the friends in you, Pardner

[crimeland]

We’re the friends in you, Pardner

[dreaminginnocence-in-hell]

We’re the friends in you, Pardner

[violentreb]

We’re the friends in you, Pardner

[shadowthehedgehog-moved]

2016 tumblr insult: I hope you delete your blog

2017 tumblr insult: I hope Woodys Roundup takes your blog

[simplyender]

Sheriff Woody is a gift to us all

(Hey Woody if you’re reading this can I get a “Howdy”?)

[officialthinkingemoji]

Howdy!

[violentreb]

Howdy!

[no-longer-kanaya-deactivated202]

the woody collective is some next level vigilantism and I welcome it with open arms

[bigtoploser]

i personally would like to welcome our new woody overlords

[skinheadgirl44]

Pardner

[violentreb]

Pardner

[generaleiaa]

10 woody Roundup commandments

Written by me and @fan-this-spark-into-a-flame

I. Call God by their true name, Woody Roundup

II. Do your part in protecting the streets from bandits and varmints of all kinds

III. Buzz Lightyear only brings pain upon the world

IV. Yeehaw is an appropriate form of greeting a Sherrif

V. Do not interrupt the Roundup’s speech

VI. Be a pardner not a varmint

VII. Await Judgement Day, when the Woody Roundup will swallow the world in its great and terrible maw, as promised by the great prophet Lesbicrow

VIII. There are only two hymns. Owl City- Fireflies, and You’ve Got A Friend In Me

IX. Do not tempt the Roundup your God. Unless you are a hallowed corpse, you are worthy to be chosen by the Roundup. Do not ask.

X. Thank you sheriff

[litwtc]

sheriff woody is a furry

[skinheadgirl44]

Excuse me, Pardner?

[litwtc]

piss kink lovin motherfucker

[skinheadgirl44]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[theauthorrwfoster]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[420-columbine-it]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.

[violentreb]

A snake in your boot soon, Pardner.