Animals and pets, sentence starters
“Oh my gosh, look free kittens can we get one PLEASE?”
“I’ve never ridden a horse before, how do you make it go?”
“I-Is that puppy for me?”
“Whatever you do, don’t make the goose mad”
“IS A TIGER REALLY CHASING US RIGHT NOW?”
“How dare that peacock try to be more beautiful than me”
“HE BIT ME, HE BIT ME IN THE BUTT”
“Look, look! The birds are hatching”
“I got you a present hurry and open it before it breaks through the box”
“It looks like he/she might be hurt. I want to help them, poor little thing”
“I need to stop bringing home every stray dog you meet. MOST of these ‘strays’ still have collars”
“No way, not another pet”
“But it’s so cuteeeee c’mon look into those adorable eyes. How can you resist them?”
“Okay, one pet and that’s it”
“LOOK OUT FOR THE ELEPHANT”
“If I see one more ostrich I’m going to lose it”
“It just followed me home, stop giving me that look”
“Nature is both beautiful and terrifying”
“If I see a rat I’m going to scream SO loud”
“Good dog- no wait BAD DOG. OW BAD DOG”
“WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE PIGEONS?”
“I had a mishap with a porcupine stop LAUGHING”
“How can something be so cute and yet so ugly at the same time?”
“Seriously I don’t know what that bull’s problem is”
“that kangaroo wants to throw down but I don’t think I can take him”
“Cats are so cruel. You just want to give them love and affection and they turn around and scratch your face”
“Um. Your goldfish isn’t looking too good and by that I mean I think it’s dead”