SPAMTON G SPAMTON

HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME! EVERY BUDDY'S FAVOURITE [[#1 Rated Salesman1997]], SPAMT SPAMTON G SPAMTON! I'M HERE ON [[The Internet]] TO [[Let's make a deal]] WITH THE [[pipis]] OF [[The Hellsite]]! EHEAHEAHEAHEAHEA!!!

[number1salesmancirca1997]

HEY EVERY !

IT'S ME!

SPAMT

SPAMTON G SPAMTON!

FEEL [[Free!]] TO GIVE ME A LOVELY [[Interrogation]] OR [[Seventy billion]]! OR PERHAPS... YOU WANT TO BUY MY [[PreciousWares]]!?

HEAHEAHEAHEA!!!!! I KNEW YOU'D MAKE A GOOD [[Business partner]]! [[Rope? Bombs? It's yours,]] LIGHt >ner, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE THE [[Kromer]]! 0R PERHAPS... I COULD HAVE THAT LITTLE [heartshapedobject] OF YOUR5?

IF YOU WANT TO ASK QUESTIONS, ASK ME ABOUT [[Everything]]! ASK ME ABOUT [[me]], MY [[Sexy face]], MY [[@$$]]! MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]]! EVEN [[MIKE]]!

...Mike...

AND IF YOU FEEL INCLINED, [[I suppose]] YOU CAN ASK ABOUT THAT DAMN [[Cathode]]...

[mod is @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb]

Random tags I use

#buy! - asks to buy things from spamton, or when he tries to sell you things

#do not the salesman - for the FREAKS who try to kiss him

#delicis kromer - when spamton gets a generous donation

#cathode - mentions and interactions with tenna

#that lil hochi mama - mentions of noelle or anything related to her

#no! please! i'm sorry! - anything related to the roaring fraud knight

#CONNECTION - anything related to HIM

[number1salesmancirca1997]

WHAT A [[Sexy hunk]] OF A [[Salesman]]!

[number1salesmancirca1997]

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sa les man

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Thank you, and Have A Nice Day.

[G]

[number1salesmancirca1997]

spamton can i marryyou please pleadse please please

[[No]]

[number1salesmancirca1997]

i'm in love with you

[[Love]]? [[Love]]!?!?!???? THAT'S A VERY [[Strength Potion]] WORD... BUT FOR [[3 Easy Payments Of]] [[Your SOUL!]] I WILL CONSIDER BEING YOUR [[Honey, I'm Home!]]

[number1salesmancirca1997]

Who nose’d first? You or Tenacious T?

Who had the nose look first?

THAT [[Rotten]] TV [[Thrifted]] MY STYLE FOR [[$15.99 Or Less!]]!!!

[number1salesmancirca1997]

well did you

stop

[number1salesmancirca1997]

did you and tenna ever touch (nose) tips

stop

[number1salesmancirca1997]

How long can you get, Spamton?

WE'LL [[c]].

[number1salesmancirca1997]

oh good god I made Longton G Longton by accident

YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT HOW [[ L O N G ]] I CAN GET!

[number1salesmancirca1997]

how much milk do you think you could drink in under an hour

[[Watch And Learn]], SUCKER!

[number1salesmancirca1997]

Spamton G.

Spamton,

what do you think of Markiplier's new movie?

if you've even seen it?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF [[&!$$]] IS A [[Marty Fryer]]??

[spamtonhater1997]

wow. this really was... a spamtonhater1997.

[number1salesmancirca1997]

A [[What]] NOW

[number1salesmancirca1997]

*gets a hose*

*aims it at high pressure*

*aims at you*

💦💦💦

[number1salesmancirca1997]

AT THE [[Jim]] GETTING [[Swole as #@$?]] SO I CAN [[Deal]] EVERYONE IN ONE [[Money]]

I'M COMING FOR YOU, [[CRT]]

[number1salesmancirca1997]

YOUR MY [[Looks]] MY [[Hair]] MY EVERYTHING!!!!! [[Stolen]] BUT THATS !!!!!!!! [[Number1RatedSalesman1997]] UNITE

WE ARE A [[Two for one specil]]!!

[im-old]

I'M [[#1 Rated Salesman1997]]!!!

@number1salesmancirca1997

🧯

[number1salesmancirca1997]

AUUGHH!!! EVERY [[$#@?]]ING TIME!!!