Welcome to the fifth congregation

A former follower of themuppetjoker. Since he has left us, I shall take his place and lead all my fellow brothers into a new, prosperous age.

[numberfiveandahalf]

UPDATE

Once again back from the dead! For those who don't know me my name is Mace, and I am the creator behind @numberfiveman and a few other small associated side blogs. If you were wondering what happened to me or were worried about my I appreciate it, but in reality life got busy and these accounts started to really wear me out despite how much fun they were. Now I find myself in a much better place and yearning to do some sort of new character or project here on Tumblr again.

Where to find me now

Im going to be retiring number 5 and the other blogs, I've tried to resurrect them in the past but I don't have any interest in continuing those stories anymore. Instead I've started a new blog, so if you're a fan or number 5 or weird, in character roleplay blogs then you can find me at @interdimensional-inconvenience

Any support or interaction with the new blog is greatly appreciated. You guys are all wonderful, and I'm greatful I got to be apart of such a cool community

See you around, Mace

[numberfiveman]

Shout out to @divinesect my one active fan

[jauntyjimbo]

@numberfiveman Get my ass out of here right now with your astral plain powers or whatever the fuck, I can't do it by myself -probably because hell is sexist against men.

[numberfiveman]

...you know what? Go fuck yourself. I'm not letting you out of hell until you apologize to me for all the name calling and for ruining my campaign, and to everyone in Muppet Hell you insulted, shit head!

[free-the-clowns]

YESS! COMEUPPANCE!!!

[numberfiveman]

G guys

I'm pretty sure Jim bo is dead be cause of m mee e

[numberfiveman]

HEY ITS THREE WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THR BROTHERHOOD BACK???? OMG??

@muppetjokernumberthreefan I mean I'm TRYING to bring it back, I'm running a campaign to replace the croaker and bring back the brotherhood properly

[themuppetjokernumber420fan]

maybe weed will help :)

[numberfiveman]

Hell yeah brother. If i get made top clown I'm making you secretary of health

[numberfiveman]

HEY ITS THREE WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THR BROTHERHOOD BACK???? OMG??

@muppetjokernumberthreefan I mean I'm TRYING to bring it back, I'm running a campaign to replace the croaker and bring back the brotherhood properly

[numberfiveman]

I keep trying to get ahold of jimbo, but he hasn't messaged me back... can someone please check on him? I'm really worried I put him in danger by not helping him get out of super hell...

[jauntyjimbo]

@numberfiveman Get my ass out of here right now with your astral plain powers or whatever the fuck, I can't do it by myself -probably because hell is sexist against men.

[numberfiveman]

...you know what? Go fuck yourself. I'm not letting you out of hell until you apologize to me for all the name calling and for ruining my campaign, and to everyone in Muppet Hell you insulted, shit head!

[numberfiveman]

@free-the-clowns well since clown lord seems to have things covered as far as setting up the election, would you still care to be my campaign manager?

[free-the-clowns]

yes I would! And @rattyrattington will be my assistant, though they are playing both sides, if you don't mind. Did you want to dm campaign plans or no?

[numberfiveman]

That works for me, though ratty should probably be excluded from any particularly sensitive topics. If there's anything you want to talk privately about you are absolutely welcome to message me

[clown-lord]

Here is the working election plan. Please contact me about any suggestions you may have in regards to the plan.

THE GREAT TUMBLR TOP CLOWN ELECTION OF 2025

THE GREAT TUMBLR TOP CLOWN ELECTION OF 2025 To democratically elect a new replacement for the Muppet Joker’s position on Tumblr and the rol

[free-the-clowns]

I'm okay with it, additionally there be should a tag for debates and an official start date for campaigning

@numberfiveman thoughts?

[numberfiveman]

I think it looks good. I would like to suggest Aug 28th 12am est as the start date as to give a few days of rest for the veterans of the muppet super hell war time to rest.

I would also like to add that the Head Clown should recive the ability to write executive orders once in office. (Esentually the ability to pass laws in Muppet superhell that no one actually has to follow)

[themuppetarchives]

Ceaseless watcher more like ceaseless watcher....no wait

No hold on

Hold on I can do this

[themuppetarchives]

Ceaseless Watcher? I hardly know 'er!

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is this anything?

[themuppetarchives]

Ceaseless Watcher? More like Ceaseless What Is Happening To Me, Am I Still Human?

[numberfiveman]

Jon are you having a stroke?

[numberfiveman]

@free-the-clowns well since clown lord seems to have things covered as far as setting up the election, would you still care to be my campaign manager?

[numberfiveman]

Jimbo is insisting I watch American Psycho with them tonight on discord, can't wait for it!

[numberfiveman]

Alright well I guess Jimbo is busy with his "booty call" now... guess movie night is canceled

[numberfiveman]

Mal I think you might be in an abusive relationship

No I'm single

[numberfiveman]

tell jimbo he is a mupping beta cuck miss piggy is the ultimate milf he has no taste

🍝

I don't think I'm going to do that, he'd probably just make me feel bad

[clown-lord]

Election planning taking longer than anticipated because some anti-Clown extremists murdered my computer in an act of Anti-Clown terrorism

[numberfiveman]

Glad to have you back, looking forward to crushing you in the poles

[numberfiveman]

I do belive we need to set the terms and conditions of our election. @free-the-clowns has agreed to be the moderator if you'd like and I'm sure we could get them to host a debate if you'd like. How should we go about setting this up?

[clown-lord]

I have the Google document with the election plans, which I will share to my blog for full transparency. So far I am thinking the election should be held on the 1st of October, giving us roughly a month of campaigning and debating.

[numberfiveman]

Perfect, I can't wait to decimate you in the poles

[numberfiveman]

I'm starting to think inviting Jimbo to tumblr may have been a bad idea...

[clown-lord]

Election planning taking longer than anticipated because some anti-Clown extremists murdered my computer in an act of Anti-Clown terrorism

[numberfiveman]

Glad to have you back, looking forward to crushing you in the poles

[numberfiveman]

I do belive we need to set the terms and conditions of our election. @free-the-clowns has agreed to be the moderator if you'd like and I'm sure we could get them to host a debate if you'd like. How should we go about setting this up?