Mr. Ballsack

I am Mr. Ballsack. I like Linkin Park, clowns, and also ballsacks. | He/she.

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[numberoneballsack]

Want to be topping a dom hunk rn but you know what I’m doing instead? Playing fucking disaster janitor in real life (janitoring). FUCK

[numberoneballsack]

Looking at Yaoi on company time

[numberoneballsack]

They tore down the place where I had my first kiss. I’m old as hell

[numberoneballsack]

Im so jorny im shedding real jesus tears Helop

[numberoneballsack]

MY DICK FUCKING HURTS

MY DICK OWW

[numberoneballsack]

FUCK

[numberoneballsack]

It would be so hard

[queen-mihai]

It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.

Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.

Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.

Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us

💝

[queen-mihai]

Obligatory self reblog because Tumblr doesn't ever let anybody see my stuff unless I literally post it repeatedly

[queen-mihai]

I'd love if you'd reblog this and keep it moving, with love

[numberoneballsack]

On Jehovah and ALL his goddamn witnesses, if I say ‘oh im really hungry’ and you tell me to ‘eat a salad’ you are getting DEFENESTRATED

[numberoneballsack]

This is NOT an ok thing to say!!! Stay safe out there…

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Girl that bullied you in high school recognizing you at the bar, despite everything estrogen has done to your body since.

Girl that apologizes for all of that, says she was going through a lot figuring out she was gay and took it out on you and feels bad about it, so she buys you a few drinks to apologize.

Girl that feels really comfortable to be around after you notice you her turning away a few guys with a sharp glare so you can be alone with her.

Girl that offhandedly jokes that she can take you out back and give you one last wedgie "for old times sake"

Girl that looks confused when you get visibly blushy and flustered and moan like you need something when she places a hand on your back near your waistband.

Girl whose heartrate spikes when you accidentally let slip that youve been fantasizing about her doing that exact thing to you for the last 15 years.

Girl who smiles sadistically as she invites you back to her place so she can bully you the way she always wanted to back when she didnt know why she thought you were cute.

Girl that smirks and suddenly grips your panties and yanks them up right as youre about to get in the taxi just so she can hear all thoae adorable noises shes been missing for the past decade and a half

[numberoneballsack]

Me: I kinda want a big hairy dude to come fuck me

Knight I hired in case of enemy invasions: my liege you can’t be saying that!!!!

Eunuch I hired for an infinite wisdom glitch: let him speak!! The fiery passion of youth is so fleeting...

Marinara trench: bubbles

[avatofacid]

reblog if you want girlcock pics. ignore if uhhh ur lame or something

[numberoneballsack]

👀

[mirabodante]

BEWARE OF TESTOSTERONE!!

I became a limp bizkit fan right after my first shot

[numberoneballsack]

Oh god!!! Stay safe out there transmascs….

[beemovieerotica]

[everydaylouie]

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