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Gold Ship would absolutely annoy her teammates by randomly breaking out into Dracula Flow

Shawty give me brain til my wit hits 1200. That zaza got me feeling like I got Speed Star off Fine Motion. High off some shit that not even Air could Groove to. This shit ain't nothing to me man. Shawty look like Narita Taishin had to Straightaway Spurt in the pussy.

#I’ve now finally seen dracula flow and so I can confidently say absolutely yeag she would

numberonegoldshipfan

#oh shit it’s Tuesday-#I totally knew that

Waow 🫪🫪🫪

#gold ship umamusume #numero uno #uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #gold ship #pretty derby #umamusume pretty derby

transgender-naritataishin

People who care about trans umamusume headcanons are so funny to me I am watching these people like animals in a zoo

'''WAAAAAAAAA they're all female if theyre transmasc youre misogynistic'' ''WAAAAAAAA theyre all female they wouldnt be born male WAAAWAAAWAAA'' holy hell dude. Its horse girls on your screen no one who has life outside of niche internet discourse cares about this.

I promise you 1 trans person on the internet is not holding up structural oppression because they project onto their favourite characters

#since I’m back #have some rent lowering gunshots y’all 🫪#missed you :3c

Oh that’s a lot-

OH MY GOD WHAT-

I KNEW I WAS GONE FOR AWHILE BUT GOOD LORD-

Yayayayay free stuff tho :D

#uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #pretty derby #umamusume pretty derby #I’m in the money chat 😎😎😎

Oh we’re so back chat

#uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #pretty derby #umamusume pretty derby #gold ship #numero uno #gold ship umamusume #holy shit I’m so amped now #I can’t believe that there’s a golshi event happening rn #I’m so excited I’m gonna go bananas when I get back from my coffee break

So uh

Still alive! :D

Also I’m totally sober rn and I had a new vocaloid song pop up on my youtube feed; this is now triggering my sleeper agent activation and so I’m updating Umamusume and seeing what my rewards look like after not playing (lemme check my posts) since SEPTEMBER 22 2025??????? H O W -

Anyways, hoping to be back for awhile, and I’m going to see what my inbox looks like

#uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #btw the song was k on my d+c #heed the music video’s intro warnings if those are an issue for you #but it’s a vv good completely batshit song and I already love it #it’s stuck in my head now lmao

vaporevon

i am getting the sickening hang of making uma miis

vaporevon

umazing update

vaporevon

im craaaaazy. im insaaaneuh.

pagliaccis-clown

has this happened to anyone

numberonegoldshipfan

Oh

That’s gore of my hyperfixation blog

:(

#my feelings are slightly hurt but also you’re objectively correct #no shit I looked at the blog header and thought ‘huh i feel like I’ve seen a blog do that but it’s their username’#then I realized it was me and I’m an idiot #so I’m here sharing with the masses #tldr: I feel called out for my obsession with funni honse gijinka

I’m reinstalling Umamusume again

#umamusume #I am finally back bitches #and I’m so excited to gijinka horse shitpost once more

greatestjubilee

common interaction i had in cosplay

#but taiki is so cool what the hell :((((#also popping into this blog for a min cause I’m still here >:3 #planning on reading the manga soon cause my favorite bookstore/import shop has it in stock and I’m gonna get it for my birthday #will update y’all on what I think #uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #pretty derby #umamusume pretty derby #taiki shuttle #taiki shuttle umamusume

bluehawk54

Tumblr is marketing my autism to me

#uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #pretty derby

Lil bit of an update for anyone who’s following me

I did end up having a gambling problem with Umamusume, I do still play but it’s a lot less frequently, and also a lot of the excitement has died down for me because of being less able to play without gambling (I feel this is also related to global not having a ton of content currently) but I’ll probably still reblog Uma posts, just might not make as many original posts

#don’t really know what to tag this #but uh yeah #still alive just a lil burnt out and also not super happy about how I spent my grocery money a few times on The Horsegirl Game #might post about other games I play as filler posts #I would like to not have this blog be dead #I like blogging here but it’s been difficult when I don’t play actively anymore

transgender-naritataishin

People who care about trans umamusume headcanons are so funny to me I am watching these people like animals in a zoo

'''WAAAAAAAAA they're all female if theyre transmasc youre misogynistic'' ''WAAAAAAAA theyre all female they wouldnt be born male WAAAWAAAWAAA'' holy hell dude. Its horse girls on your screen no one who has life outside of niche internet discourse cares about this.

I promise you 1 trans person on the internet is not holding up structural oppression because they project onto their favourite characters

lightupheart

numberonegoldshipfan

Bourbon you may wanna get tested for autism (I am not projecting onto my blorbo at all)

#uma musume #umamusume #pretty derby #uma musume pretty derby #umamusume pretty derby #mihono bourbon #mihono bourbon umamusume

I PULLED A NEW UMA

ALL HAIL NARITA TAISHIN

#uma musume #umamusume #uma musume pretty derby #narita taishin #pretty derby #oh thank goodness #I’ve been so bored playing with just bakushin over and over again #yippee new honse :D

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