Barnstormer

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dads take really long bathroom breaks because that is the only time no one can bother them.

[numerounobarnstormer]

Omg that’s so me

[listsoflifehacks]

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[numerounobarnstormer]

Wow

[listsoflifehacks]

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[listsoflifehacks]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Maybe plants are farming us, giving us oxygen to breathe so we can die and turn into mulch for them.

[numerounobarnstormer]

Omg, this is mind blowing

[numerounobarnstormer]

Escoveitch fish, mashed potatoes, tostones, fried plantain, and lettuce... #Christmasday #breakfasttime #homecooking #dayoffwork

[numerounobarnstormer]

My loves 😍 😍

[numerounobarnstormer]

Monday morning, work time.

[numerounobarnstormer]

Taking a selfie didn't work out so well... Anyways date night. #tracksandrecordsrestaurantandbar #gaspro #restaurantweek2016 #rw2016🍷

[teachingfeelslike]

I'm really iffy about becoming a teacher, and it makes it worse when veteran teachers ask me if I really want to do this. Is being a teacher really worth it?

Depends on what “worth” is to you…financially, no, it is absolutely not worth it. If you’re someone who values a regular schedule where you get to work at X time and leave promptly at Y time, no it’s not worth it. The worth comes from feeling like you are making a difference, doing something to better society, leaving the world a better place than you found it, etc. For some people these things don’t outweigh the costs that come with being a teacher, and I completely understand that. For me, sometimes I feel like it’s not worth it for these reasons, but most of the time I feel like it is. Ultimately you have to weigh what is important to you, what will make you feel worthwhile – and that is different for everyone. I am fulfilled in my job because I feel like I have a strong sense of purpose and that is what is important to me. I often hate parts of my job - I think everyone does - but it does feel good to do it. Teaching is definitely not for everyone, but it’s also not a worthless job by any means.

[numerounobarnstormer]

So true, so many facts

[the-sweet-life-ja]

Chicken Ham, Egg, Cheese & Pear Garlic Bread Sandwich ^_^

[numerounobarnstormer]

Ready for work

[numerounobarnstormer]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The phone is the least used feature of my smartphone.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 4 years, when people think of the ‘20s, it will no longer be the 1920’s.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Snapchat should have a NSFW warning so you know whether you should open your Snapchat in public.