sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
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DEAR READER
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
Action Bronson "Baklava" X New Balance
āExplain yourselfā followed by āstop making excusesā has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
Wouldn't it be fucked up if something was farming humans for our kidney stones.
Is this about pearls?
the older i get the more honorable i find mordecai and rigbyās quest to do fuck all on the clock
Google Drive Link to the 2000-2005 UKG/grime Rave sets I've been recording from my friend's minidisc collection. All in WAVFLAC format, slightly 'remastered' for clarity and loudness by yours truly. (mostly just a sub boost, slight vocal saturation, and a de-esser)
Includes:
DJ EZ w/ MC B-Live @ Sidewinder Awards 2002
Pay as You Go B2B So Solid Crew, 2001
Roll Deep vs. Eastside Connection
DJ EZ w/ MC's B-Live & Viper @ Sidewinder Valentines Showcase 2002
Viper B2B So Solid Crew
edit: have just added Heartless Crew vs. Pay as You Go
(with more on the way as I record and upload them!)
These are available elsewhere, like youtube and such, but the quality is shit so I thought I would share the link I am using to give my friend his recordings with you all.
when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it
Where is it buried
Leonora Carrington (1917-2011), Tarot, Major Arcana.
āthereās an ai tool for thatā okay ?? thereās probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
āwhatās the worst fruitā i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. āthe worst fruitā⦠has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt
Red Delicious Apples
5th from the bottom on applerankings.com
May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.
Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"