liking pineapple on pizza is actually really useful bc if someone gets weird about it i know for sure i can't openly engage w them on like 90% of things and i gotta go coworker mode

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liking pineapple on pizza is actually really useful bc if someone gets weird about it i know for sure i can't openly engage w them on like 90% of things and i gotta go coworker mode
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i think a lot of people miss that supporting jewish diaspora communities is in of itself a refutation of likud's nationalist zionism. like that's a whole cornerstone of their legitimacy - that no one outside israel could ever be accepting of jewish religion and culture.
antisemitism does not support the palestinian cause. it only serves to detract from legitimate criticisms of israel and to give the israeli government more tar to smear their legitimate critics with
You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.
Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?
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I recommend you go read the newspaper comic stories "Mickey Mouse in Death Battle" and "Mr. Slicker and the Egg Robbers" which have been in public domain since the start of this year.
Not "Lost on a Desert Island", though. It is ass.
Setting aside the fact that I have no idea why I'm being recommended Mickey Mouse of all things, do you have the slightest idea how ungoogleable "Mickey Mouse in Death Battle" is
I meant Death Valley, oops.
What even is cave diving?
You find a cave that's underwater, don scuba gear, and then dive in the cave. If you get stuck, injured, lost, break your gear, run out of oxygen, encounter a gas bubble that makes you temporarily insane, the guideline to the cave opening breaks or comes loose, or anything unexpected that you didn't account for happens, you get to spend your final moments with an absolute certainty that you are going to die.
gas bubbles that make you temporarily insane don't exist, and properly trained cave divers are prepared for pretty much whatever
cave diving perfectly safe! cave diving safe and fun! cave so pretty! look at pretty cave! awaaaaaw! get in cave! wet!
Cave Mouth perfec t size for put monkey in to p\lay! inside very Soft and Comfort monkey play fun put monkey in Cave Mouth. Put monkey in Cave Mouth. no problems ever in ccave mouth because good Shape and Wet adventure for big monkey brain of need fun and adventure. Cave Mouth yes a place for a monkey put monkey in cave mouth can trust cave for giveing good fun for monkey. friend cave
accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice
what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg
I showed this to my brother-in-law who plays Magic and he says self-milling is a legitimate and not even an uncommon strategy, so I don't know what that person was talking about.
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
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texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
update on this: texas tech is claiming that every school who has/is considering cancelling all contests is "afraid" that texas tech is better than them. what's funny about this is that sorsby's stats are average. he is not good enough for this kind of protection. many schools who have already cancelled or are considering it have much better quarterbacks than sorsby. also, texas tech's head coach had said that it's actually ok that sorsby bet against his own team because it "its not murder or assault."
the attorney general of texas has threatened to investigate the Big 12 conference if they sanction Texas Tech
the claim is now that texas texh university just cares so much about brendan sorsbys mental health that they have to sue everyone who calls this an integrity violation. any other school who wouldnt defend an athlete that committed this violation "doesnt care about mental health"
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Wouldn't Litwick and Lampent have the same problems?
ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me
English isn't my first language, sorry.
I like how the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer is wall to wall frowning anime boys, then right in the middle for exactly 1.5 seconds Donald and Goofy are just randomly there. They don't even do anything.
I will always assume that since most of the time in Kingdom Hearts the position of the adult in the room is technically shared by Donald and Goofy, their story is about coping with their impending midlife crisis by chaperoning a bunch of edgy teens on their way to save the universe.
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Why is the stereotypical Japanophile a geeky teenage girl, anyway? From what I’ve seen, the biggest offenders tend to be adult male NASCAR nerds. I have literally seen Dale Earnhardt memorial katanas for sale - that’s pretty much the apotheosis of bizarre Western Japanophilia right there.
Dale Earnhardt is a terrible material to make katanas from. He barely got folded once, much less thousands of times.
There's no obligation to Respect Other People's Beliefs regardless of what those beliefs are, but as a matter of practice you do need to get comfortable with framing arguments in terms of moral precepts you don't necessarily share, because you're never going to live in a world where everyone everywhere has exactly the same moral precepts that you do.
#note: this only works if the person you're talking to needs their opinions on morality and not a desire to see other people suffer (via @foxgirlmigraine)
Well, yes, but the propensity to think "this person does not hold exactly the same moral precepts that I do, therefore they're a vile automaton driven by a mindless urge to hurt people for no reason" is itself part of the communication barrier I'm talking about. Folks who actually hold hurting Bad People as the highest good aren't nonexistent, but they're a heck of a lot rarer than those Why The Bastards Are Bastards type polemics that reliably do five-figure notes on this site would have one believe.
This one time, a yank commented on the picture of some Iranian public figure and asked why they look "Caucasian". I had the opportunity to be a wiseass and replied "the Caucasus is just north of Iran".
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One of the perils of being very widely read is that every so often something in your brain will click and you're like "holy shit, [artist A] and [seemingly unrelated artist B] are probably the same person", and you'll never be able to un-see it, but you can't say anything because they probably keep those identities separate for a reason.