NurdHurd

I'm Nick

[nurdhurd]

did y'all know that Madagascar has a higher population than Australia

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[nurdhurd]

my friend has two kittens named Pibb Xtra and 10 Piece Chicken Nugget and I would kill and die for them both

[reactionimagesdaily]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

trauma dashboard

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[nurdhurd]

yo this Peruvian coffee crop is crazy this year, gesha and SL9 all over the place

[nurdhurd]

was worried about my new coworker bc he's located in the same office as my lead and my manager, but turns out he's rizzless so I think I'm gonna be okay

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[zmpl]

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[tonguethulhu]

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

[cnwarforged]

Saw this in the comments lol

[captain-price-returns]

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away