Bread Makes You Fat [!][?]

He/him 30

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[oneheadtoanother]

[3000s]

[viralfrog]

[mmhj]

Made a mini zine of some useful(?) items for GRZF in a few weeks. Planning to set them out for free. I posted the PDF/png for free on ko-fi if you want to print one out yourself here:

It's Dangerous to go Alone! - Digital Mini Zine - fastbeans's Ko-fi Shop

Free digital mini zine. Laid out to be printed on 8.5"x11" paper and folded up. You can find folding instructions online. Includes PDF and

Had fun doodling and making descriptions that maybe only make me laugh. Might make another at some point.

[theehorsepusssy]

Hates monday

[3000s]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[artbylittlebug]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[durbikins]

[tangledbeast]

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[segamascott]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

[dogterpupper]

i was afraid work was going to be really scary today because i took a week off right before our big grand opening but the secret is actually i did a good job and made sure everything was covered so it turns out i had a nice chill day of work today thanks past me