Bread Makes You Fat [!][?]

He/him 30

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors

[armengoldira]

[blacklicoriceaddict]

[lmaonade]

fried chicken wednesday baby

[tubapun]

okay official Scooby tiktok i'll give you this one

[segamascott]

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[segamascott]

[micromontage]

[crimewave420]

movie

[sforzzz-deactivated20250426]

[scifiseries]

[dailycatsblog]

[dogpuppy]

hiii I'm taking my husband's last name, which is simpson, i forgot this and just asked him if we can name our daughter lisa...

[dogterpupper]

got job