Broke: Dick hates being Batman because heโs his own vigilante and doesnโt want the responsibility of the cowl
Woke: Dick hates being Batman because he has to bulk for a few weeks beforehand in order to look convincing in the suit
I feel like Dick gets the heads up text from Bruce, groans, and turns around to hit Costco for chicken breast and greek yogurt.
Because heโs muscular as Nightwing, absolutely, but heโs not carrying as much muscle on a given day like Jason and Bruce are. He needs to be more agile than them, and as a result heโs a little leaner.
Taking on the cowl, even temporarily, means bulking up as quickly as possible. Because even if he pads the suit, the goons donโt know that. Theyโre still gonna hit Batman like heโs carrying the same amount of mass.
Bespoke: Dick hates being Batman because he has to pad the butt so the butts don't match to Nightwing or Dick Grayson, and it always rides up and gives him a wedgie. And he can't do anything about it when it does, because he has to stay in stoic-faced character as Batman.
rosemary trying to steal leon away from papa chris, also ignore how their proportions are inconsistent, i made this in under 4 hours total.
chris catching strays from his own baby
also anybody interested in a RE discord server that I made? you need to be 16+ to join)
I've seen so many kid!superbat lately and they're so cute so i just couldn't resist
wow wasn't drawing anything for like a week???? idk I'm not feeling so well lately ughhh life is hard I'm still alive bcs i want to see supergirl movie
"Thought You'd Like To See" - nursal1060 - DCU, Batman - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Summary:
Bruce has come into possession of an unmarked USB from an anonymous sender. The note included with the device simply states โRed Hood and Nightwing in a compromising position - thought youโd like to seeโ.
Bruce wasnโt prepared for what he saw on that tape - he watches all of it anyway.
Grayson Gets Hooded JayDick (Bottom Dick) Week: Face F*cking/Leaked S*x Tape/ โOpen Up For Me, Goldie.โ
Absolutely overjoyed with the amount of participation in this inaugural year!! I know there are a number of pieces still coming (including my own), and they will be added to this list in due time, but here those posted in the main 24 hours:
Works that are on tumblr/other platforms instead of the ao3 collection have a โ next to the entry! *note: I'm only identifying/providing a direct link to restricted works here if the creators have already posted them on tumblr and tagged this account or I otherwise have permission from the creator.
SUPERBAT:
Feels Like It's Been An Eternity (Since I've Felt Love) by @nursal1060writes. Teen, 1.4k. Older Clark/Younger Bruce. Divorcee + first date in years.
for a long, long time by @tonguesofliars. Explicit, 11.4k. Older Bruce/Younger Clark. Living together + mentorship + first date in years + a splash of secret relationship.
GORDONBAT:
see the boys as they walk on by by @chickadee-znuts. Teen, 2.2k. Older Commissioner!Bruce/Younger Batman!Jim. Role reversal.
Inconvenient Questions by Lord_Leme. Explicit, 4.1k. Older Jim/Younger Bruce. Finish a draft + identity porn + daddy kink.
โ You weren't supposed to leave first by @imsorrybruce. Art. Older Jim/Younger Bruce. Different lifespans.
BRUJAY:
my other ride is my dad by @setsailslash. Explicit, 3.7k. Older Bruce/Younger Jason. Secret relationship + mentorship + unconventional daddy kink + some roleplay and batmobile-esque vibes (car sex).
The Other Man by @setsailslash. Explicit, 711 words. Older Bruce/Younger Jason. Secret relationship + identity porn.
โ I Want What You Got (Give It To Me) by @cetaceans-pls. Unrated, 1.0k. Older Bruce/Younger Jason. Roleplay + unconventional daddy kink.
[restricted work]. Unrated, 1.4k. Older Bruce/Younger Jason. Finish a draft.
OTHER SHIPS:
penchant for worrying by @fatblacksuperman. General, 1.1k. Older Lucius/Younger Bruce. Employee/employer + first date in years.
The Way He Looks At Me by @cadkitten. Unrated, 2.9k, Older Bruce/Younger Terry. Erectile dysfunction.
PROMPTS LEADERBOARD
secret relationship: 3
first date in years: 3
unconventional daddy kink: 2... and 1 conventional daddy kink
identity porn: 2
mentorship: 2
roleplay: 2
finish a draft: 2
employee x employer: 1
divorcee: 1
living together: 1
erectile dysfunction: 1
role reversal: 1
different lifespans: 1
batmobile: 0... but with 1 car sex fic
pining: 0
first heat/sex pollen: 0
arranged marriage: 0
immortality: 0
marriage of convenience: 0
illness/hanahaki: 0
somnophilia: 0
Feels Like It's Been An Eternity (Since I've Felt Love) - nursal1060 - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Summary:
After a bitter divorce years ago, 56 year-old Clark Kent is convinced that his best years are long behind him. He tells himself that heโs doing just fine living quietly on his familyโs Kansas ranch alone - romance just wasnโt meant for him. His tone changes when 28 year-old Bruce Wayne slips into his sleepy Kansas town for a week away from his Gotham lifestyle.
The two meet each other at the townโs monthly square dance night at the tavern - and immediately, theyโre drawn to each other.
Clark thought that he was done with love - Bruce makes him want to feel it again.
Bruce Wayne Age Gap Challenge: Divorcee/First Date In Years