Nurse Scotch

Pls read the pinned :3

[nurse-scotchh]

Intro :D

Meow

The kitty(?) Has been given a translator! Or something.

(Pay no mind to the strange noises this cat(?) may make or strange behavior it may exhibit)

OOC

This is an rp blog for the cat(?), Nurse Scotch, from the @spacedoctormccoy blog.

We dont know what Nurse Scotch looks like so interpret the cat(?) as you will!

This post will update as needed, for now heres the

Rules :3

Dont be weird. Mod is a minor, and the character this blog is a rp of is an animal(?).

Dont be rude. No bigotry of any kind

Mod will block freely

Dont expect an answer. I have the right to decline asks. But also im just really forgetful, so feel free to ask again! I might take a bit tho!

I think thats all the rules for now ^w^

NOTE

I dont rp often this is really my first time doing this kinda thing so feel free to inform me of any tips

[nurse-scotchh]

Would you like some scitches? Awww, yes you would, you’re such a good kitty..

*nurse scotch purrs very loudly*

[She quite enjoys the scritches, thank you dear enterprise!]

[nurse-scotchh]

[Puts a live feed of an aquarium onto the wall at cat height. Enrichment for nurse scotch ♡!!!]

meow meow

[Thank you very much!]

[james-t-kirk-enterprise]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

(some of the ensigns stress meowing in the bio chamber are actually me screaming to fuck with people)

@nurse_scotchh

[ Jim hears a strange sound coming from the bio chamber while visiting with McCoy ]

"Bones... Is that... meowing I hear?"

[samuel-the-cat]

*another cat(?) is padding through the vents when she bumps into Samuel*

Meow

[Oh shit]

(@nurse-scotchh)

*Samuel was resting. It had been almost a day he'd been in here and he felt so alone. He missed Spock, he missed his dinner. He was deep asleep when he feels the paws of another cat bump him*

*wait.*

*what?*

*he shoots up, his fur ruffled and a bit dusty, before realizing it was nurse scotch*

"brrrrrm!"

[hello!]

*he pressed the top of his head flat against nurse scotches shoulder, purring happily*

"mrrreow?"

[I'm so glad youve found me! How is Spock? Is he looking for me?]

(3/5 sammy vent asks)

[nurse-scotchh]

mrrp meow!! Mreow meow mrrp

[I'm glad I found you too!! Hes ok but if you ask he seems to miss you. I'm pretty sure he's trying to convince the captain to conduct a search party to find you.]

[spacedoctormccoy]

*a very rough, strong looking burly man is just rambling as the doctor patches him up, a little loopy from painkillers. He's not making much sense. He bursts into tears that don't quite seem to fit him*

"-its so stupid man- I joined up- nd it was all great at first! But now I just... Resent being here. I miss my mom. I miss my sisters, I miss my cat. I don't think I can do this anymore"

Hey, hey, it’s alright, you’re okay.

Bones hops up next to him. Hes far too short so he’s got to look up at the man.

How bout we talk about this once you’re feeling better? For now… @nurse-scotchh , pspspsps!

[nurse-scotchh]

meow meow meow

(Nurse scotch is here to help!!)

[realmirrorspock]

Hey, uh… Kirk? Mr. Evil Kirk? Can I get a hug, please? My universes Scotty is mad at me :(

...you guys really don't have any actual problems in your universe, do you? "Scotty is mad at me~" I'm risking my fucking life every day. Grow some fucking balls... nacelles, whatever.

Or stop being sentient. You could probably do that. Makes me wish I could, too.

[thestarship-enterprize]

Damn. Evil Kirk just told me to kill myself. He’s just upset because my Spock and Kirk are openly in a happy relationship and he had to threaten his Spock with death to be able to do much as touch him, skill issue.

[nurse-scotchh]

meow meow meow meow meow meow

(never kill yourself your such a cool sentient spaceship)

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[spacedoctormccoy]

Doctor, may I have a tribble to cuddle with? It would improve my mental health, you see...

No, tribbles on board the enterprise are strictly banned. No exceptions.

That said, I can letcha’ cuddle with nurse scotch. Pspsps, here kitty! @nurse-scotchh

[nurse-scotchh]

meow meow meow meow

(While I'm no tribble, I strongly believe I'm a huge improvement from one!)

[nurse-scotchh]

just realized all the blog cats (spot, samuel, scotch) all have S names

Mrrp meow

(Huh just noticed that)

[spacedoctormccoy]

Hey doctor, I've got a totally innocent hypothetical would you rather for you. Definitely not...gonna affect what I say next.

Would you rather be told the news that there is a shapeshifter aboard the enterprise, in an unknown location, or that we have discovered about...let's just say a lot of tribbles nesting in the enterprise again?

...

Hypothetically.

I'd rather shoot myself in the head with a phaser.

Hypothetically.

[nurse-scotchh]

meow

(Do you need to talk to a therapist)

[nurse-scotchh]

*stares at you*

( @spot-the-kitty-cat )

*stares back*

[nurse-scotchh]

(FINAL ROUND!)

*Puts down a two plates of salmon and chicken to see what Nurse Scotch prefers*

*nurse scotch hesitates before going to the salmon, slightly preferring it*

[nurse-scotchh]

*Puts down a two plates of chicken and beef to see what Nurse Scotch prefers*

*nurse scotch much prefers chicken*

[nurse-scotchh]

Nurse Scotch, I wish to ask you for your advice.

I have recently acquired a feline friend onboard the Enterprise and I do not know what their name is. They are a black and white “tuxedo” cat as humans sometimes refer to them and they seem to appreciate shoulder rides but not tribbles. Could you possibly inquire their name so that I can refer to them correctly? You have my thanks.

Live long and prosper.

~@commander-spock-of-vulcan

meow meow

(I heard they like the name Sam or Samuel)

[nurse-scotchh]

nurse! we have a patient in dire need of cuddles!

*nurse scotch is on their way!!!!*