Better Every Day

Alexis. 26. Leo. Massachusetts. Nurse. I’m probably procrastinating right now.

[unbotheredmuse]

[nursing-nightmare]

Getting back on here - this is just a post to show people I follow that I’m active, since my last post was during the pandemic! 🎃

[rafawriter]

[linguisten]

how to do things with words

[timetravelingkayak]

They didn’t mention the best part!

[systlin]

Article is at https://www.thaienquirer.com/13861/foreign-affairs-unrest-continues-for-a-seventh-day-in-former-british-colony/

Here’s another choice bit

Slow clap it out for the Thai Enquirer

[theoppositeofadults]

❤️

[isohelle]

I SMASHED REBLOG SO HARD

[thestormwitches-deactivated2020]

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

[hel7l7]

I HAVE NOT, AND WILL NOT, HURT MYSELF TODAY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[magspag]

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

[circleturk]

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th

[madfrisky]

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

[laschatzi]

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

[fetchthebolts]

kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog’s favorite view 

(via)

[hiatuse]

I think this is what peace looks like 

[studentmotherlife]

For those who are afraid to become a nurse because they have a weak stomach,

It won’t be the vomit or needles or blood or urine or feces that turns your stomach. You’ll get used to that. You’ll come to accept it’s just part of the job and get to the point where you’re thinking of the 38 different things you have to do while absentmindedly cleaning up a bowel movement.

What will turn your stomach will be 40 shallow breaths a minute in a patient in respiratory distress

A freshly born infant that is limp and blue and hasn’t cried yet

Tripled troponin levels on your sweating and anxious patient as you realize they’re having a heart attack

Feeling cord during a cervical check, then trying to hide from your patient the shaking in your voice as you call for help

The pale skin of a Jehovah’s Witness with a hemoglobin of 4 as she declines a blood transfusion and says goodbye to her family because they haven’t found the source of the bleed and she’s running out of time

A blood alcohol level of .18 on a 4 year old who is barely responsive and being intubated after getting drunk on mouthwash and then hitting his head

An elderly woman in the ICU signing her DNR while her sobbing daughter begs her to reconsider, knowing if treatment is stopped then her mother will die

A child in the pediatric ICU who hasn’t had a visitor in months

Not being able to find the heartbeat on a pregnant mom who hasn’t felt the baby move in a while

In the face of everything else that comes with being a nurse, I promise you’ll get used to the poop.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[archbudzar]

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[mylifeasanursingstudent]

“How was nursing school?”

[spoonie-studyblr]

After studying 6 hours straight

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[daco-broman]

this is the best video on this whole website

[7eiix]

..المبادرة بين الطرفين هي أساس بقاء العلاقة..

“The initiative of both parties is the basis for the survival of the relationship”

[will-x-vi]

Seeing it made as a visual like this really drives the point home.