SDK OR DIE

pancakes are the meaning of life. 

[westernkanye]

[earthdad]

in my car

me: lets get bumpin!!!!

me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*

[gamgee]

tumblr hiatus

im gonna go get some water from the kitchen and ill be back in 3 minutes. i hope you all do alright while im gone

[ataritouchme]

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

[martwhim-deactivated20161119]

I’m sorry I had to.

[catbountry]

Bear with… shark arms?

[tentakrule]

yes

[wandvieh]

no

[silverdyneconnoisseur-deactivat]

This is it. This is what the internet was created for.

[thatgirlwiththebowtie-deactivat]

Why 

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[iguanamouth]

this sjust in obmama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off jusut fucking do it they dont do anyhting” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning

[toocooltobehipster]

2013: it’s really cool youtube is allowing people to use their creativity, humour and talent to create awesome videos — they can even make a living from doing it!!

2015: make it stop

[tyleroakley]

i’m gonna bring up this tumblr post with whoever wins that skype call

[clestroying]

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[tylerandthejosephs]

And that’s a very uneasy feeling..

[whatsliferotfl]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[deukaeteez]

[deukaeteez]

I am literally never going to live down this post

[sickpage]

[helcna]

♥

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[sevenminutelull]