[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rexim-djm]

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

[apjvff]

Happy New Year 2020! See you next time =)

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[poisonous-ballads]

[niceferatu]

[mortalkombatshrine]

[incrediblysincere]

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

[c-bassmeow]

Reggaetonero: ¡YA TU SABE! 🔥🔥🔥🎤😫 Yo: umm no the fuck I don’t?

[snoopingasusualisee]

What I’ll miss the most from Brawl is the crunchy distorted wiimote sounds when you pick a character

[snoopingasusualisee]

Crispy Wiimote Luigi voice: A̡̢̡̬̗̠̟̰̫̓̅͋͂͆̿̋̀̊̊͜y̞̫̣̩̺̣͓̖̝̯̆̃̿̈́̅̈̆́̕͠-͖̠͖̖͕͕̹̘̺̪̊̆͛̊̑̐̓̌̚̚ý̡̘̼͓͓͙̹͉̲̇͊̿́́̔͂̕͘ͅa̧̱̬̺̠̥͕̬̟͚͐͗̉̆̎͒̑́̇͠!̼͔̮̲͇̮̜̭͎͕̆̌͌͑̈́͌̽̿̿͝

[snoopingasusualisee]

Announcer: LUCARIO!

Wiimote Lucario, screaming at the top of his lungs angrily in response: H̢̘̤̲̞̭̠̭̲̃́̋̏͑͛̾͑͗̃͜O̢̻͓̙̮̤̬̖̹̍͊͂̎̂̽̔͌̈̕͜Ǫ̨̡͉̦͚̣̳̦̹͋̋̀̆̓̃̒̕̚͝Ơ͔̙͇̪̫̦̫͚̞͉̈́̂̾̀̃̋̂͂̾Ö̧̢̯̦̼̖͈̘͖͇́͆̅̄̋̓̾͌̿͝Ȯ͚̮̬͙͕̹̤̩͚̞̂̿͋͐̆̃͗̊͝Ù͙̮̳̱̳̞̞͖̼̋̋̈́̑̽̏͐͜͝͠G̰͔͍̰̠̜͕͍͉̙̅̓̒̽͋̈́͒́̽͆H̢̧̥͙̳͇͉̙̩̯͆̊͋̾̀̔̇̀̕͝

[31st]

HELP

[the-captain-daddy]

💀💀💀💀💀

[arcampbell94]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂

[that-twink-over-there]

OH MY GOD

[kaijuno]

Where’s that one greentext about the guy on a cruise that clogged the toilet and got a maid that didn’t speak English so he showed her the clogged toilet and flushed and it went down so he basically just made the maid watch him flush a massive shit

[marianbyron]

this it?

[kaijuno]

YES

[heavenlyirises-deactivated20210]

me beating everybody i play against on video games by mashing buttons & only picking female characters with cute outfits & powers.

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[kosmonin]

[mintmilano]

Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it

[ygocards]

[paulthebukkit]