Nutrition facts

Labeling things. he/any (eng is not my first language)

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im leaving tumblr (if anyone cares) and @finndough is my main btw

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I keep reblogging to this side blog instead of my main😭

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where do you get these facts from? a book???

Ominous whispers in a corner of my room

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I mostly Google (duckduckgo) it and then go through sources of articles I find to get cool papers with the info I need. Sometimes I make things up based on previous posts of mine, for example I compared the amounts of chemicals and calories in a volume of a whole human body to an average volume of a cock (which I also calculated myself assuming it was a cylinder, because I could find neither the weight nor the volume of a cock) to get the nutrients contained in the cock itself

[imapursoon]

tapwater

ok

[imapursoon]

[imapursoon]

Please I’m to young to die

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Calories - ~0 - <1%

Fat - ~0g - <1%

Sodium - ~0mg - <1%

Dietary fiber - ~0g - <1%

Protein - ~0g - <1%

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where do you get these facts from? a book???

Ominous whispers in a corner of my room

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this could be harmful for people with eating disorders

This blog is full of insects and human flesh

[pauljpeg]

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

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Using a different simile would be like getting head without your balls played with

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Pasta Bolognese

Calories - 667 - 33,35%

Fat - 22g - 28%

Cholesterol - 62mg - 21%

Sodium - 637mg - 28%

Dietary fiber - 11g - 39%

Protein - 35g

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[cetitanhasmoved]

The world's greatest video has been found

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Medium pear

Calories - 100 - 5%

Fat - 0g - 0%

Cholesterol - 0mg - 0%

Sodium - 0mg - 0%

Dietary fiber - 6g - 24%

Protein - 1g

Bumblebee (100g)

Calories - 47 - 2,35%

Fat - 9g

Protein - 26g

Wasp (100g)

Calories - 100,4 - 5,02%

Fat - 3,6g

Protein - 17g

Fly (100g)

Calories - 58 - 2,9%

Fat - 1,6g

Protein - 17g

[7dmom]

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

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Ant (100g)

Calories - 98,7 - 4,9%

Fat - 3,5g

Carbohydrates - 2,9g

Protein - 13,9g

[creepfactors]

steal your heart... hopefully metaphorically! perhaps literally

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Heart (adult)

Calories - 495 - 24,75%

Fat - 14,11g

Cholesterol - 635mg

Sodium - 176mg - 10,5%

Potassium - 656mg - 14%

Dietary fiber - 0g

Protein - 24,2g

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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Rock (100g)

Calories - 0g - 0%

Fat - 0g - 0%

Sodium - ~0mg - <1%

Protein - 0g - 0%

Dietary fibers - 0g - 0%

[radatav]

It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF

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A cold one (340g)

Calories - 99,4 - 5%

Sodium - 10,6mg

Protein - 0,7g

Dietary fiber - 0g

Coolness - 85%

[depsidase]

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Sausage (above average)

Calories - 129 - 6,5%

Fat - 10g

Sodium - 278mg

Protein - 7g

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Adult cock (girl)

Calories - 505 - 25%

Fat - 20g

Protein - 23g

Dietary fibers - 0g

[mcgee427]

a story in two parts

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Uranium (100g)

Calories - 1 800 000 000 - 900000%

Fat - 0 - 0%

Sodium - 0 - 0%

Potassium - 0 - 0%

Protein - 0 - 0%

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is there a match for the entire Connection Terminated speech from fnaf? link to the text (here)

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Closest match: Homo sapiens BAC clone RP11-504G5 from 2, complete sequence Common name: Common human

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Adult human (70kg)

Calories - 233 427 - 11671%

Fat - 9224g

Protein - 10619g

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

my hungry ass would excel at being a caterpillar

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Caterpillar (100g)

Calories - 332 - 16,6%

Protein - 25-53g

Fat - 20g

Carbohydrates - 0