NuttyMadam

Have you ever loved something so much you had to shout about it from every rooftop? Thats my life. That feeling of being consumed by something you adore and loving every second. It's my adventure.

[unkillablegay-imsorry-iloveyou]

[orbem]

this is so funny

[thequantumqueer]

the longer you look the better it gets because the tiniest details line up.

[manlybadman-blog]

Who noticed this??

[jeza-red]

What

[tolkien-johnlock]

Oh dear.. @nuttymadam. Coincidence? xD

[nuttymadam]

Does this mean Farage and Boris are essentially Bovine fartbags? 

[iheartthedoctor]

Dear Emma.

You are awesome, you are funny and you are nice. You’re great to randomly message with random stuff. One of very few people I actually do that with, you’re one of three to be exact. You’re perfect to debate with. I love how passionate you are about things.

Please don’t change. We all love you the way you are. You’ve been dealt a pretty shitty hand at the moment but you know what? Card games suck so do you want to play trivial pursuit or scene it instead? Lol

Love you

Xx

[nuttymadam]

*refusing to cry* Just....thank you. All of it. Just that. <3 

[iheartthedoctor]

Hey Emma

[nuttymadam]

THATS MEEEEEEEEE

[steviemcfly]

The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

[iheartthedoctor]

Unrequited love: you’re my favourite person and I want you to be happy even if it’s not with me.

Friend zone: pleeeeeeeeease. I’m such a nice person though, pleeeeeeeeease.

[nuttymadam]

Unrequited love: What you want matters more. Friend zone: What i want matters more. 

[acebodhi]

Random Edit- 811-814–/?

[omgthatdress]

Dress

1900

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art

[immabillius]

ΔLENΔ ΔKHMΔDULLINΔ SS16

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[possessivelaufeyson]

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.

[punkfarie]

iheartthedoctor

[iheartthedoctor]

Love you punky poos!

[consulting-cannibal]

based on this chat post

i just—

[bestrooftalkever]

[baby-fights]

Please do yourself a favor and unmute this.

[nuttymadam]

[iheartthedoctor]

Apparently someone stalks my tumblr. So I’m going to test something…. Hey Emma! ;)

[nuttymadam]

*tiptoes past quietly*

[iheartthedoctor]

Apparently someone stalks my tumblr. So I’m going to test something…. Hey Emma! ;)

[nuttymadam]

I fangirled a little when i saw this.

[deadgirlshoes]

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

[iheartthedoctor]

And they’ll never experience this

[nuttymadam]

GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

[wlldestdreams]

Since I’ve been recieving AMAZING people on my blog I felt like the only way to return it is doing something nice for you guys! So here’s my all-in-one masterpost with more than 180 links! I’ll be adding links sometimes, and if any links are dead you can use this website!

001. Amazing websites:

Can’t remember the name of the song?

Is that website down for me or for everyone?

Best learning website EVER

Consult this before pick a seat on a flight

How stuff works!

WTF should I listen to now?

WTF should I make for dinner?

WTF should I do with my life?

Essay typer

Survival tips

Never hit a dead end with a broken link

002. Websites for when you want to: 

Un-disgruntle yourself

Comfort someone

Be comforted

Go to a quiet place

Press a magic button and fix everything

Get a hug

See something cute

Hear rain noises

Play cute games 

Cut something/someone (blood)

Break something

Open a window

Have a guided relaxation

Listen to nature sounds (or here)

Do nothing for 2 minutes

Play the piano

Make cute ecards

Make cool music (ex.)

Get an idea for what to do

Avoid boredom

Watch a dream

Read creepy wikipedia articles

Have a stickman adventure

003. Tumblr related: 

All your audio posts

Post limit checker

Find a good reaction gif

Kawaii emojis

Mass tag replacer

URL shortener

Code for ask box

HTML help

Random number generator

Trade urls!

SOMEONE REPOSTED YOUR STUFF?

004. Theme related:

How to make themes

How to find a good theme

See your old themes

Amazing base codes

Theme Hunter

Places to get simple and nice themes

005. Converters and Downloaders: 

Download from 8tracks

Download from youtube

Convert youtube to mp3

Online converter

006. Make-up/Beauty related:

Cosplay eye tutorials

Tanya Burr’s tutorials

Winged eyeliner tutorial

Spoon tutorial

Make-Up tips masterpost

Halloween make-up tutorials

Bobbi Brown make-up tutorials

Everyday Make-up tutorial

Perfect smoky eye

Nail art tutorials

Yogurt facial mask

How to contour

007. Hair related: 

Messy bun

Fishtail

Quick and easy hairstyles

Elegant Up-Do

Waterfall braid

Wedding bun

Dutch braid crown

Braid headband

Romantic curls

4 strand braid

Braided bun

Celtic knot

Rock n’ roll waves

Hair bow

Rose bun

Korean bun

Pin curls

How to pastel hair

Zoella’s hair tutorials

Sweet & simple baid-in-braid

12 wedding hairstyles

Bohemian sidebraid

Casual half-up hairstyles for short/medium hair

008. Food related: 

Brownie in a mug

Cookie in a mug

25 ten-minute recipes

Egg tacos

Caramel-chocolate cookie bars

Pink cupcakes

Oreo Mousse

Chocolate Milkshake

Mac and Cheese

Nutella fudge

Popsicles

Fruit roll-ups

Snowflake cookies

009. Art references: 

Gradient generator

Find the perfect palette

Mass art ref

Color Blender

Colouring ref

Paiting tutorial

Hair tutorial

Anatomy ref

Color Palettes masterpost

010. Read / Write related: 

All Authors need to Know

Alternatives to ‘said’

Can’t remember a word?

Download free books

Download free kindle books

More writing tips

Read books online for free

Read/post fanfiction

Read/post stories

Want to know who you write like?

Tips for dealing with writer’s block

Tips to start writing

10 sites to download free audio books

Family tress

Ways to reveal character

Eye colours

Emotions vocabulary

011. Life Hacks: 

99 hacks to make your life easier

Starbucks hacks

Endless life hacks

Tips/Hacks for lazy people

Good hacks to remember

012. Study related:

Online calculator

Flashcards

Citations

Learn geography

Study skills

How to google

Time management tips

Find synonimous

Final exams guide

Find out when to wake up

Alternative to wikipedia

No homework excuses

How to write an essay

How to make organized notes

Masterlist of study tips

How to put an all-night and still have good results

013. College related:

How to deal with the roomate you hate

Avoiding mistakes when picking a major

Creative ways to organize your dorm

Alternatives to buying school books

Eating healthy in the dining hall

College packing list

Free online college courses

014. Becoming-an-adult related:

Learn how to coupon

How to get free therapy

Clean bathroom tips

What to do when you can’t pay your bills

Create a resume

See if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

Learn management skills

How to balance a checkbook

015. Travel related:

How to pack your luggage

Volunteer around the world: (Help Exchange) (WWOOF) (Grow Food)

Generate a custom packing list

Road trip hacks

Find your perfect vacation

How to travel the world for free

016. Movies related: 

Movies masterpost

Another and bigger movies masterpost

Disney movies masterpost

Gay movies list

Stephen King’s movies masterpost

Broadway musicals masterpost

Horror movies masterpost

Highschool Movies masterpost

Foreign movies masterpost

When to pee during a movie

017. Other cute stuff:

How to build a blanket nest

[nuttymadam]

Rob Pattinson Takes on ALS's Ice Bucket Challenge Not just because i already love him, bit this is the funniest one yet. Adore it!