bleeding out

reggie smythe. 22 years old. not really sure what i'm doing.

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@attiefuldodger: @regs94 uhhh you've stared at my butt though so i think you just admitted to being like, a total cradle snatcher

@regs94: @attiefuldodger you had to make it weird and ruin my comeback didn't you

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@hbufinn: @reg95 i think that would probably make attie sad or whatever

@reg94: @hbufinn well I'd hate to make attie sad or whatever, so...guess I'll stick around.

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@attiefuldodger: @regs94 sounds like one hella good pub name though

@regs94: @attiefuldodger a hella good place for me to have a drink and for you to have whatever you want off of the kids menu ;)

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@hbufinn: @reg95 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /BRO/

@reg95: @hbufinn I'm deactivating my account and also myself

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@hbufinn: @reg94 that's cool. apparently i'm not very good at understanding jokes...

@reg94: @hbufinn yeah, ah...duck. me either.

@reg95: @hbufinn *FUCK. I MEANT FUCK. fuck.

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@attiefuldodger: @regs94: i'm a fox ;)

@regs94: @attiefuldodger you know I don't think foxes and ducks get on very well, it's a shame really.

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@hbufinn: @regs94 guess that kinda went over my head

@reg94: @hbufinn well, um, it happens? it was a shit joke, I'm generally not good at jokes.

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@hbufinn: @regs94 i can't imagine you dying of laughter...

@regs94: @hbufinn as it happens, that's the point of the joke

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@attiefuldodger: @regs94 aight i will but only bc i know you love to watch me walk away ;)

@regs94: @attiefuldodger I bet your patronus is a minx, you little shit

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@attiefuldodger: @regs94: that's quackers

@regs94: @attiefuldodger get away from me

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@hbufinn: @regs94 hahahahahahahahahahaha bro

@hbufinn: @regs94 omg that sounded way less harsh in my head

@regs94: @hbufinn yes I'm absolutely dying laughing over here thanks

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@regs94: my patronus is a duck

@regs94: @jk_rowling why do you hate me

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I’d have to disagree there, Lyds. Although I could see why that might be uncomfortable for you. 

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Gee, you think? I have half a mind to tack them up around university and tell that boy Alex likes that he’s a sex pest.

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If you think that might teach him a lesson, go for it. Who does he like? 

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What a fun surprise. 

Originally posted by galahadftw

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Penises are not fun, Reggie! They’re gross and I’m super angry Alex made me look at his, of all the penises in the world. I hate everything. And I don’t like to hate things, it makes me feel icky.

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I’d have to disagree there, Lyds. Although I could see why that might be uncomfortable for you. 

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Alex used my polaroid camera to take nudes because he wanted them to be ‘arty’. Like, dude, he actually let me go into the dark room and develop those without telling me what they were. I need new friends.

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What a fun surprise. 

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TEXT: FINN

Finn: Oh. Well, thanks, Reggie. :) Did Atticus give you my number?

Reggie: Yeah, he did. Uh, I hope that's okay.

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TEXT: FINN

Reggie: Hey, uh, this is Reggie. Finn told me it was your birthday, so...Happy Birthday.