"Wow, are we really that shitty in the public eye?"
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"Wow, are we really that shitty in the public eye?"
You won’t believe the situation I’m in. My prince, my liege, whatever you want to call him. Goes and leaves. I lose my job because he apparently no longer needs me and my rent here expires in a month. Yeah, ok seems fair. Now I just need to find out how the fuck I’m supposed to get off this damp shitty island and be able to afford food.
"Are you willing to work for me? I do have a job opening."
You ready?
“What did you do?” (from nancy)
Have you always been this much of a curious bitch? Listen, what I did, is none of your damn business. Yes, I know that it must have looked weird to you, but I feel like you have it figured out anyway, cause you’re probably smarter than you make people think you are, so yeah. It’s none of your business what I’ve done. Or who…
I’m not acting like you’ll pass out any second, I am worried. Okay, fine, maybe I’ll let you pass on this one and a few others, but don’t make this a habit. I had a brother who died because of exactly what you did. He was my starlight. He was the one I should have protected. He was 19. No pity party, but I don’t want you ending up like him. You have this uniqueness and I’m not letting it die with you. Now can you keep it down? I’m going back to my room, I have a killer headache. I’m not as pissed as earlier but keep what I said in mind. Now shush up a bit, your partner there is loud and it’s hammering into my mind. No pun intended.
“What did you do?” (from nancy)
Have you always been this much of a curious bitch? Listen, what I did, is none of your damn business. Yes, I know that it must have looked weird to you, but I feel like you have it figured out anyway, cause you’re probably smarter than you make people think you are, so yeah. It’s none of your business what I’ve done. Or who…
I am concerned about you, you careless piece of hot shit. Drugging yourself up, and fucking random people? I would have pegged you better than that! I don’t want to see you waste your life away and live in this constant haze of cocaine, heroin, meth, and pussy! And even dick, I know you did it with Mahir ages ago but that’s none of my business now, but I am not gonna see you fuck up your chances of living. I have witnessed you almost claw your wrists off and fall from one of the castle balconies. I’m not fucking sitting around watching you overload and crash. You’re gonna burn yourself out. Now tell me; What. Did. You. Do. Janaan?
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[text] bitch not now a dogs chasing me text l8r
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Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
i think i broke my ass send help *crying emoji, peach emoji*
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Eh, kickboxing comes in handy when you wanna cut a hoe. Just whip your head around and you have instant blade mills. Nah, I sound like I’m gonna go all Mortal Kombat on someone. FATALITY and all that. I’m Nancy Williams, daughter of the POTUS. What’s your name?
“turns out you can’t carry a dagger, or a silver sword around here, as it’s dangerous for the princesses. I’m sorry–i’m going to forget they even said that, if I want to carry my dagger around, I can do…right?”
I don’t think concealed carry permits for silver daggers work here. I keep my dagger as a stiletto heel and I keep blades as earrings. Smart-ish choices. Take a page out of my book? You can always have the dagger professionally dulled -- there are blacksmiths around here.
Does it involve some kind of - oh my god, you’re so naive. A cinnamon roll. So innocent. Too good for this world. Okay, maybe the last sentence doesn’t apply.
And one, your fans are weird. One of them commented about how they want you to step on them, another commented how they want you to sit on their face. It’s very that. Two, turn around so that I can see whether or not it’s rimworthy. Three, do you listen to, like, current pop music? I have a song that has a line that best describes what “rimming” is.
I wouldn’t know if you’d like it, I mean it’s very taste based...
BITCH! Oh my god, they so didn’t do that. Oh. Em. Baby. Jesus.
Hun, it’s not gonna be a mental image if you aren’t lucky. I pity the housekeeper who has to clean up the toilet. Just hurry up and get to the clinic already.
Nancy was a bit taken aback by his hug, but then she decided it was probably best for him to do that instead of possibly falling to his death. “It’s alright, it’s alright.” She pat his back and pulled him into the warmth of her fur coat. “Come on, let’s go inside. I wouldn’t want you to fall.” She gently led him inside and sat him down. She locked the sliding door behind her so nothing too risky would happen. She saw his dilated pupils and some trace of white powder around his nose and everything clicked. “Oh god, are you high?”
Venus (Original) - Azealia Banks
i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening
“It’s quite alright to stare, kitty girl.” Nancy laughed softly, tilting her head. She looked and seemed rather endearing. She took notice of the three lipsticks the girl had just grabbed; one was a bright orange, another was a warm muted lavender color, and the last was an absolutely intense burgundy color. She gasped a little, in awe of the colors that were displayed. ”And ooh, they look absolutely fierce. What brand is this?”