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i didnt post this because i forgot, sorry!– ive been offline recently because the charger i use for my laptop disappeared. luckily my father found one, but he wont be able to get it to me until tonight, because he found it at work and he stays there for a quite a while, so ill try and get to my blogs then!
☆;⁝⁝ i’ve been more nocturnal than normal for a while, now.
Send me "Hot Damn!" and my character will rate the attractiveness of your character on a scale of 1 - 10.
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( one of her gloved hands extended out to lightly pat the puppy’s head, giving it affections to soothe her curiosity. plus, puppies were a favored pet for the detective. though she was attentive to the puppy and moving her gloved hand to its back to continue her pets, she was truly pleased to see it. hearing those options, her head shook in disagreement before explaining. )
❝i don’t think taking him to the shelter is appropriate. also, if he belonged to someone then … there should be a collar on him. perhaps he’s a stray?❞
( maybe the truth was she didn’t desire to part away from the adorable puppy just yet. but it was the right thing to put up some posters of the puppy. )
❝… why don’t we put up some posters and see if his owner finds him? if not, i suppose we can keep him. if tanaka-san is capable of keeping his hamsters around, then a puppy shouldn’t be a problem.❞
( the luckster makes a small ‘ah!’ noise after she finishes, nodding his head excitedly.
then, he gets an idea, lifting the puppy up by under his arms + chest [but enough so it’s hind legs stay on the ground] and hides his face behind it, moving one of his the legs as he talks in a slightly higher-pitched voice to imitate what the dog might sound like if it could speak. )
‘ that sounds like a good idea! i love you, kirigiri-san! let me lick you! ‘
( he pretends to make the dog walk over to her, setting it down next to her as it wags it’s tail excitedly, in circles instead of back and forth, and-- does proceed to lick one of her gloves. )
❝what will … disappear?❞
( was the object in question something that could move? it’s not that she was opposed to seeing things that live inside bushes but why show that to her? then again, it was just like makoto to be excited over small things as this. now crouching down to his level, her suspicions about his claims were rising. the bush could hide anything but she nodded before moving closer to the bush to see … no wonder she was confused. ‘it’ wasn’t making any sounds so it was harder to tell. )
❝… a puppy. how did he get in here, though?❞
( makoto giggles joyfully, as the animal rears up and licks his face. he starts to pet it, sitting down the dog sitting as well, directly in his lap, as he did so. he seemed a bit flustered at the question, as he didn’t know the answer himself. )
e-- eh? well... i’m not sure. i found it here, whimpering, and i felt bad... maybe we should take it to a shelter? or put up posters?
( he sounded thoughtful, making a small ‘hmmm.’ noise as he brainstormed. he continued petting the dog while so, and it eventually settled down in his lap to sleep. )
fill out with muse info.
name : naegi makoto alias ( nicknames ) : makoto, koto gender : DMAB, demiboy (with he/they pronouns.) age : 17 date of birth : february 5th spoken languages : japanese (english, french, german - learning) romantic preference : demipanromantic (read sexual preference.) sexual preference : pansexual, (with a lean toward feminine peoples.) occupation : student / office worker / activist criminal record : - disorders : PTSD, panic disorder eye color : light gray hair color : brunet height : 5′3″ scars : some across arms and a few on stomach. burns : back. overweight : no. underweight : no. color : green, blue song : bridges - broods food : sakuramochi. drink : strawberry tea. candy : sour watermelon gummies. had sex : ? had sex in public : no. gotten pregnant : no. kissed a boy : yes. kissed a girl : yes. gotten tattoos : no. gotten piercings : no. smoked / drank / done drugs : yes. had a broken heart : yes. been in love : yes. needed surgery : yes. stayed up for more than 24 hours : yes. a virgin : ? a cuddler : yes. a kisser : yes. scared easily : somewhat. jealous easily : no. trustworthy : yes. single : taken in main verse. in a relationship : (read above) considered mean : no. harmed themselves : no. thought of suicide : hardly. attempted suicide : no. wanted to kill someone : no. have / had a job : yes. fears : failure, the past. siblings : naegi komaru. parents : (N/A) other : kirigiri kyouko children : none. pet(s) : a rabbit, ‘akira’.
❝… hm?❞
( if the detective had to be honest, she didn’t really pay much attention due to thinking about something else. but his attention was noticed after he called out to her. it was a little sudden but she didn’t have anything else important to attend to. with a nod, she approached him carefully though stared in a composed face. )
❝what did you wish to show me, naegi-kun?❞
you’ll see! but i know you’ll like it-- just hurry before it disappears!
( makoto’s light gray eyes shone with excitement, his grin silly and wide. he pointed toward a bush, running over behind it quickly and crouched down. it was impossible to see him from the foliage [excluding his ahoge.]. )
look! look! it's still here!
nxrai from x
Because I’m pretty sure it’s not a drink…I mean just look at the bottle!
( Letting out a small sigh, she walked over and opened the bottle. After sniffing it a bit, she simply held it up to his nose. )
Here. Smell it!
i thought it was just to look fancy or something?-- oh!
( the smell itself burns makoto’s nose, and he covers both it and his mouth with a pained expression. ouch. )
i didn’t think saionji-san was this mean...!
Accidents happen all the time.
Send one of the following for my muse’s response.
☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee. ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut. ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. (only if they’ve bonded enough!) ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊ both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes. ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.
small lil egg
… is that supposed to be a joke about my name? and height?
bold which habits your muse has
nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders
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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
Kisses Naegi
h– hey! what was that for–!?
