Shopkeeper

Wanna do some online shopping? {Indie Valerie Oberlin of Monster Prom | Sideblog to alquatil}

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I bet.

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So somebody asked me if I have beans.

Yeah, of course I do.

And no, you can’t touch them.

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I’m purple and gay.

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royalreef‌:

      Hmm, she doesn’t have any change, will Val just take +1,000,000 MONEY instead?

That almost makes it too easy.

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royalreef‌:

       Okay, but she would gladly shell out all that +MONEY to touch the Val tummey. With or without being mauled.

With the Friends and Family discount, that’s 300 MONEY

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Touch the Tummy - 50 MONEY

Touch the Tummey WITHOUT BEING MAULED - 200 MONEY

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Oldest trick in the book. They always want to touch the tummy.

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what sexual limits do you have? be it in physical limits or just kinks you say no to

I mean nothing fucking gross. I feel like I probably don’t need to list these- unsanitary things or pedophilia or whatever.

Nothing specifically comes to mind besides that? I haven’t explored kink all that much. Like I said, pretty vanilla.

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top 3 kinks, go

Top three?

Domination, Bondage, and Exhibitionism, I guess.

I’m usually more on the vanilla side of things, actually.

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most recent sexual fantasy?

Giving Double-A the strap. 

With Big Z’s blessing, of course. 

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Hey um. do Grimalkins have barbed dicks like actual cats?

Nah. Grimalkin are closer to humans than regular cats, and that goes for dicks, too.

Take that as you will.

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It's Sinday! Bother my Muse with NSFW questions on or off anon!

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royalreef‌:

      And by this sheer, perfect coincidence, the fish’s fins are fully fluffed and she is vividly blushing! Is that even a flutter to those fins, along with an enamored smile? How odd!

Could it be that this gay cat also has something of a crush? Who’s to tell? She’s very good at hiding what she’s feeling... though she does flash the fish a smile and a peace sign.

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royalreef‌:

      The only thing going through this fish’s head right now is how much her type is gay and PURBLE. 

Hm... how interesting! There happens to be an exceedingly gay cat who just so happens to also be purple just hanging out! Strange!

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The FISH are gay

The SLAYERS are gay

The ELDRITCH GIRLS are gay

ARE THERE ANY OTHER GAYS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

“Meow.”

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purrbeasts replied to your post “purrbeasts replied to your post “purrbeasts replied to your post ...”

monsters and trolls have much in common! We too keep friends even though We're considered a hardened/terrifying race! We're equal minus the kids thing

From a certain perspective. 

But yeah, I think with either of them, you just need to pick your friends carefully. And your enemies just as carefully.

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royalreef‌:

      “Don’t be silly, I don’t kill my suitors - they’re just prone to disappearing!” That’s what she was supposed to say, anyway. Anything else and other families of note within the kingdom would get upset. “Not to mention I’m quite sure most of his jewels are fakes. Lab-grown, you know. I bet someone hasn’t even died for each and every one of them!” Miri offered a little giggle, sweet, cute, and perfectly happy in others’ misfortune. Especially in those who even reminded her of suitors.

      “It is more than alright, I can assure you - though I must wonder what other private services you offer for other clients, hm?” A bit of lighthearted teasing to further lighten the mood - after all, what is Miranda, when she’s not being a gremlin? Well, either sad or full of bloodlust, but that’s beside the point.

      Her fins relax down once more, with only a little flutter, and a more comfortable smile. Hands fold in her lap, and she swings her legs a little. Cute.

      “I would not be opposed to browsing - do you happen to have any cutlery? Particularly a murder spoon - I believe Damien has run off with my last one.”

“Of course, of course. The world’s a big place, after all.” That was something she was used to hearing. The same sort of talk that Vera had a knack for. At least when lawyers were present. “I’m sure I could find a buyer for them, anyway. You know most people around here don’t care about how genuine their accessories are.” Her ears perk up. It was obvious to see why Miranda ended up one of the ROs. Her laugh was infectious- and so damn cute it was almost unfair.

“Oh, you know, the usual. Medical discounts for Double-A, a friends and family discount for Ver-bear, and the Squeak Squad gets all of my magical artifacts. Well, they think they do, at least.” She drums her claws against the counter, her eyes drawn to Miranda whether she likes it or not. The power of this fish girl’s cuteness... it was certainly something else.

“I do have a couple pieces of cutlery... and a spoon- but I’m pretty sure this one wasn’t designed for murder. Oh, and even better-” She reaches behind the counter, and places what can only be described as a silver spork on the counter. “Behold.”