I'm a Dead Girl Walking @vivumfunus - Tumblr Blog

retributiion‌:

“ Hot damn, so do I~ ”

“Why can’t all these fucking attractive monsters date us? Like? The fuck!”

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//A literally couple of monster fuckers #//This is what they do in their spare time #//Just rate monsters by how hot they are

@retributiion replied { x }

DID SOMEONE SAY MONSTER??? IS HE CUTE ‘

“HE IS TO ME AND LIKE DAMN. I FUCKING WISH!”

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//DON'T FUCKING ENCOURAGE THIS RIX #//DON'T DO IT #//I'M MAD ENOUGH AT HER AS IS

“MONSTER BOYFRIEND WHEN?”

#ic rambling tag #{v: The Dead's Omniverse}#//FUCK YOU REILY #//YOU'RE MARRIED TO A DEMON #//AND YOU DATED FUCKING /ENVY/ OF ALL CHARACTERS #//STOP THIS MADNESS

Reily: *pointing at Dabi* I WANT THAT ONE!

Me: HE COULD LITERALLY KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT HE HAS FIRE AS A QUIRK DON’T FUCKING DO THIS YOU MORON.

#{nova rambles on}#//I hate her #//I fucking hate her #//WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO HERSELF?#//WHY?#//WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LIKE THIS CHILD?

Me: *scrolling through the dash*

Me: *sees Ti post a demon Dabi*

Reily: *NYOOMING IN AT FUCKING LIGHT SPEED*

Reily: HELLO WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

#{nova rambles on}#//REILY DO NOT #//WE DON'T EVEN FOLLOW A DABI #//FUCKING STOP WITH YOUR SHITTY TASTE IN MEN YOU HEATHEN!

skulkingdeath‌:

“I mean.. It sounds like a body thing. Not a soul. So if I took your soul and placed it elsewhere, you could live, normally.. Well as normal as you want,” Florence said and scratched the back of his head. “I would suggest I could place your soul in a plush…. but, that wouldn’t be too great,” Florence sighed. He tilted his paws up, “As I said, I don’t take souls that WANT to die, as that would be considered suicide in the reaper books. And that’s a sin..”

“Nice to meet you.. And that’s not something I hear often. And as for me, I have lived for billions of years. I have traveled to different dimensions and worlds. I have seen something like it, living jello with a skull mask on.”

“Living in a plush would be nice... but I’d miss being able to do a lot of stuff. Like eating. Can’t give up my favorite foods just because my body wants to be a dick and give me problems.” She sighs and leans back a bit, looking over this ‘reaper’ as she speaks. “Man if suicide is a sin then I guess I committed that sin quite a few times already, though I have stopped. No point if I won’t stay dead ya know?” Reily gives a shrug, though she perks up slightly at the mention of different worlds.

“You can travel through dimension too, huh? I mean, not saying it’s easy for us, but it’s happened a couple times. Though it gets to be a pain in the ass when you end up trapped in a place you don’t understand for a while.” She scowls slightly, remembering one of the few times it’s happened to her. Never again, she’d told herself. “A skull mask huh? Little different from what I’ve seen. Can it use its goop like acid?”

#skulkingdeath #{v: crossover}#//I just realized I spelled your url wrong #//Whoops #trigger implied suicide

Hey remember when Reily had a verse where she was a Litten? Because I just did and man do I WANNA DO SHIT WITH THIS PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

#{v: Litten Reily}#//I FORGOT I MADE A VESE FOR THIS #//VERSE #//PLS ADOPT THE SASSY FIRE CAT #//TAME HER

retributiion‌:

“ No. You brought this upon yourself. Accept your fate and lie on the floor with me. ”

“You’re the worst...” She says, as if she isn’t enjoying the affection. Reily just sighs and, though she’s still for a moment, she nuzzles up into Rix a bit.

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//She's defeated #//Curse you Rix #//Your wife is dying bc of this

{ CHEATER OF A HUSBAND }‌:

Okay! He’s tackled. And on the floor, because he’s humoring her. Sort of.

…Won’t stop him from wrapping his arms around her, keeping her pinned to his chest, and laughing quietly into her hair, though.

Okay now she’s blushing. And struggling to get free. The shirt is now forgotten on the floor as she’s trapped by this damn demon. “Rix! Fucking let me go asshole!”

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//DAMN YOU #//THIS IS ADORABLE!#//AND NOW SHE'S TRAPPED!

{ Asshole Husband }:

Nahhh.

“GET OVER HERE FUCK FACE!” She’s gonna tackle him.

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//I love them #//Rix WILL wear a fucking shirt

skulkingdeath‌:

“I can end you, but I won’t. I do not take souls that WANT to die. Not when it’s not their time,” the reaper replied. His tail lashing behind him. His claws stroked his blue fur, rumbling. “Don’t get snappy at me. But how does it happen? Do you know? Or is it unknown?”

“Also allow me to formally introduce myself.. I am Florence.. I am literally death. A reaper.”

“Damn, I tried.” She sighs and plops herself down on the nearest flat surface. “Oh it’s known alright. It’s called I died, had half my body replaced with alien DNA and parts, and somehow that mix ended up making me into some kind of ragdoll creation that can die and come back. My body literally fixes itself while I’m gone and then jump starts me back into life.” It sucked, it was painful, and it had her head so fucked up she can barely function in regular society.

“Name’s Reily Halloway, and a death reaper isn’t the strangest thing I’ve come across in my line of work. Ever met sentient alien goop that looks like snot?”

#skullkingdeath #{v: crossover}#//Reily vc: God damnit I can't even get a reaper to kill me!

{ Asshole Husband }‌:

“ Good luck. ”

She’s getting a shirt and her stitching is out. Better start running Rix.

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//She gonna do it

retributiion‌:

@vivumfunus || walking around topless is more a xivilai thing…

Reily vc: Put a fucking shirt on your pale ass skin is gonna blind someone because it’s reflecting too much sunlight.

No.

“I’m gonna wrestle a fucking shirt on you.”

#retributiion #{v: crossover}#//They need a ship tag

skulkingdeath‌:

“Someone asking for death? Are you being serious about this, or are you showing off and being all talk?” the beast asked as he towered over her. “If you truly want to die, then I pity you.”

“Buddy if you can fucking end me that would be great. I’d rather not wake up like, four days later in a dried up pool of my own blood. Again. Do you know how much I’ve spend on peroxide this month to clean up my own damn messes? A fucking lot.”

#skullkingdeath #{v: crossover}#trigger blood mention #trigger implied suicide #//She craves death #//Take her and stop letting her come back #//She's tired of this shit

“Is it really too much to fucking ask to just let me stay dead? Surrounded by all these fucking people that can kill me and not a single one has permanently put me down yet! It’s a fucking disappointment!”

#open #//Is she bitter?#//Of course.#//Will she fucking stay dead?#//Not a fucking chance.

reaperofsong

vivumfunus started following

"You are a new face to Limbo… are you not? Or perhaps… a soul I have yet to meet.“

vivumfunus

“Limbo huh? Well that’s new. Usually I don’t really see much when I die.” Reily tilts her head from side to side, a small popping noise being heard as her neck cracks. “Man, getting stabbed in the neck really fucking kills the muscles in there.”

#reaperofsong #{v: crossover}#//Reily meeting Death and not bitching at them?#//A miracle.

theitsybitsyspider

@vivumfunus

“I”m not really… the safest person to be around. Honestly– if it was up to me, I wouldn’t be here…”

vivumfunus

“Yeah well neither am I really. I got a body that sometimes locks me out of my own consciousness and goes on a rampage when it thinks I’m in danger of dying again.” She shrugs and shoves her hands back into her jacket pockets. “You’re not the only one who wants out of life. Join the club.”

#theitsybitsyspider #{v: crossover}#//I love Attly even though I know next to nothing about Sanity Circus

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

I'm a Dead Girl Walking