:^)

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[perfect-deactivated20180430]

[shaxaphone]

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

[elasticitymudflap]

oh yeah mister krabs

[relahvant]

is this 50 shades of grey

[madfuture]

[stop]

That guy is hypnotized

[sixpenceee]

guess who just asked me for my number ;) ;) ;) ;)

[vinnno]

u kno what she thinkin

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I could completely lie about my sign and half of y’all would be like mhm yes now I understand why u act this way you are such an Aquarian

[420moshdad]

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

[jjanoskians]

[fckyeahtimmy]

[johnentwlstle]

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

[taggedrne]

when he texts you first 😘

[super-wolves-blog]

google street view is the best, example:

[headassbitch]

[juuliaroberts]

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

[officialjiggly]

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

[putuporshuttup]

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

[cityvvibes]

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"