Kiss Me Quick

Samantha. 25. New York Shitty Television. Catchy Songs. Friends. Family. Jeeps.

[themonkeycabal]

One of the most of amazing things to me about the first couple seasons of Parks & Rec is how, no matter how many times I’ve seen it, I always forget Mark Brendanawicz exists. Poor guy, he’s just a complete character void. 

[thepugman360]

[skykangaroo]

me as a detective

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[movie-gifs]

- You know, you will think of things and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me. - Okay.

ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

[charlotteslabouff-deactivated20]

You know what I noticed?

[podencos]

[kevinkinky]

[magneto-had-a-point]

He needs his space, respect that

[wwditssource]

I’d get to boss other people around for a change. What We Do in the Shadows (2019—)

[isabellaofparma]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[movie-gifs]

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[respectfulmemes]

[discovering-sam]

Find a soul that doesn’t lose appreciation once they are used to you.

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[aidashakur]

i’m not forcing shit, value me or miss me.

[literallyaflame]

i have rocks and crystals and i like them and i like to buy them and i’m always afraid ppl will be like “oh u must kno something about Witchcraft or Spirituality” but i don’t know dick about shit i just like shiney rocks, i’ve got a Crow Brain

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok