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[regenwettermemes]

I’m a nuisance, pretending to be what you want me to be.

                         If I p r e t e n d to be a hero, will the world stay behind me at all times?

Or is all it takes just one slip-up?

                         Hey, answer me, am I a friend, or just a hero?

[regenwettermemes]

Everything hurts.

[twilitmemes]

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[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

Won’t you love some cow juice Peter??? Some wonderful scrumptious white cow pee?? Would you like some cereal juice with your cereal?? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MOULK, PETER??

[🕷]

SC REE CH

[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

Hey Hey spidey. You drinkin... cow juice?

[🕷]

“Do I drink what now?”

[stcrtariot-deactivated20191104]

miles: usually chill, kinda used to high/weird stakes at this point peter: accidentally drinks blood miles:

[stcrtariot-deactivated20191104]

@nyc-wxllcrxwller​ || moved.

[🕷]

Peter snickered at the other’s drama, rolling his eyes (even if you couldn’t see it behind his mask) and dropping down from the tunnel’s wall he had crawled onto. “Alrighty then, Kiddo! I just need to grab my hazmat suit from my collection and try to remember everything I learned from that school presentation back in the day about the Black Plague!” He crossed his arms and cocked his head to the side, his grin causing a small bump in his mask.

“Besides, this stuff doesn’t even look like the real thing! And I’ve heard this place is where the local ESU students like to eat lunch. It’s ketchup from a hotdog, and you know how crazy college students are about food fights.”

He rolled his mask up and scooped some of the red stuff onto his finger, then promptly shoved it in his mouth with a triumphant look on his face (or… half of his face). The grin dissipated. He slowly dragged his finger away from his mouth.

That didn’t taste like ketchup.

“ oh no–i can only hope that i can be saved! ” Miles SNORTED at the elder’s reaction, then leaning over and wiping his hand off on the wall. He then leaned against the brick, right next to where the smudged, red handprint was. His head bowed slightly at the other’s statement, another quiet laugh escaping him. “ YEAH. remind me to tell you about the king of all food battles that i got stuck in once– ”

brown hues then caught sight of Peter’s expression, and he slowly looked up. Eye-shields adjusted ever-so-slightly, conveying a small part of the horrified look coming across Miles’ hidden face. 

“ WHAT THE F–don’t tell me you just drank actual blood-?! ” his casual posture had vanished within a millisecond, and he was now standing with positioning that could remind one of a terrified cat. His gaze shot from Peter to his own hands, which he quickly held away from his body.

“ OH MY GOD. you’re gonna get sick–wait, does this mean i’m actually contaminated? oh god. oh god. ”

[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

[🕷]

“....uh,” he intelligently said, cautiously looking around the tunnel they had crawled into.

He swallowed thickly, his extra sense that took care of the humor seemed to be quiet, meaning he and his two brain cells were on their own.

“...ok, so we don’t know who’s this is, but...” Peter pulled his mask back down over his mouth and gazed into the long corridor, where more splotches of the red liquid seemed to grow bigger. “...I think I might know where it’s going.”

He glanced at Miles, quickly waving his hands, “No No No!! Everything’s fine, it’s not even the first time I’ve done that, I’m fine!” He was terrible at this, clearly.

He quickly put both hands on the other’s shoulders and squeezed gently. “It’s ok, it’s ok, it’s just a liquid it can’t hurt you. The least it can do is be a pain to wash out of your suit.”

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nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

Redacted: What kind of crimes does Peter get more angry towards, or more violent towards than others?

Peter tends to go harder during the Demon’s bomb threats and anything involving a minor/someone under the age of eighteen.

For the minor situation, he doesn’t want ANY kid to feel how he did when he first started heroing (useless, weak, doesn’t know how to get out of the situation, which is why he’s training his Miles).

For the demon situation, it has more to do with the trauma he endured during the campaign. The City Hall Bombing is what pushed the events of the game forwards drastically, and he still feels like he caused Jefferson’s death. He won’t (can’t) cause another City Hall situation. He doesn’t know if he would be able to take another mental beating like that again.

[justmorerpmemes]

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Potential Panic Starters

“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”

“Nope! Nope nope nope.”

“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”

“Get me down! Please!”

“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”

“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”

“How are you so calm?!”

“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”

“Don’t. Panic.”

“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”

“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”

“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”

“Help. Help, help help help.“

“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”

“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”

“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”

“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”

“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”

“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”

“Help first, shame lecture later.”

“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”

“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”

“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”

“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”

[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

Oh no! A Spider ! *Whacks the good boye with a newspaper.*

[🕷)

“NO PLEASE I’M JUST PASSING BY DON’T HURT ME THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK—“

[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

Ok I really want Peter to open that fortune cookie plz indulge me

[🕷]

“Oh god please not another one—“

[stcrtariot-deactivated20191104]

“whose blood is that?” —NYCWxllcrxwller (Hope you don’t mind another one!)

hurt meme. || @nyc-wxllcrxwller

“ UH… whaddya mean by–? ” the words were followed by a small noise of startlement as he realized that he’d accidentally set his hand down on a huge RED STAIN. 

“ YUCK! ” 

miles immediately scurried backwards, hopping down from the tunnel’s enclosed ceiling. " well, it ain’t mine! “ he quickly held his hand away from him in a semi-dramatic fashion. ” so don’t touch me, i’m contaminated! i may need to be quarantined! “

[nyc-wxllcrxwller]

[🕷]

Peter snickered at the other’s drama, rolling his eyes (even if you couldn’t see it behind his mask) and dropping down from the tunnel’s wall he had crawled onto. “Alrighty then, Kiddo! I just need to grab my hazmat suit from my collection and try to remember everything I learned from that school presentation back in the day about the Black Plague!” He crossed his arms and cocked his head to the side, his grin causing a small bump in his mask.

“Besides, this stuff doesn’t even look like the real thing! And I’ve heard this place is where the local ESU students like to eat lunch. It’s ketchup from a hotdog, and you know how crazy college students are about food fights.”

He rolled his mask up and scooped some of the red stuff onto his finger, then promptly shoved it in his mouth with a triumphant look on his face (or... half of his face). The grin dissipated. He slowly dragged his finger away from his mouth.

That didn’t taste like ketchup.

[ethereousdelirious]

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