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“Through The Decades” Amazing Spider-Man #692 Variant Covers | Marcos Martin

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Undercover Santa hauls in a perp in NYC at 34th and 7th .

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A Tucker Sno-Cat stuck straddling a crevice during the Trans-Antarctic Expedition . Fun fact: this very image was one of the 116 images included on the Voyager Golden Records to show humanity’s thirst for exploration and our fallibility.

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How Much It Really Costs To Raise A Baby

In the first two years of a child’s life, parents will spent about $18,000 to feed, clothe, and otherwise take care of a baby. Here’s where the money goes:

• Baby polish: $50 a month. For the first year of life, the baby must be polished. (After that, it’s optional.)

• Crawling lessons:$1,200.

• Fur razors: $80. Most people don’t know this until they have a baby of their own, but babies are born completely covered in thick, grey fur. It must be removed with special, ultra-sensitive razors.

• Baby monitor with 4K display and Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound and 100 TB DVR: $900.

• Postpartum ultrasounds and sonograms: $3,000. Your pediatrician will need to make sure the baby is developing properly.

• Bespoke baby suits: $3,000–$5,000.

• Artisanal breast milk: $45 a gallon. That’s enough to last a baby for about three days. Less expensive, non-organic breast milks are available for as little as $30 a gallon.

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Elizabeth II firing a British L85 battle rifle in 1993

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Animated Comic Covers

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The Martian | Official Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4PCI0NamI)

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An x-ray image of the new Westinghouse electric razor being used .

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Henry Ford dressed as a cowboy poses with Thomas Edison . Between 1915 and 1924, Ford, Edison, Harvey Firestone and naturalist John Burroughs embarked on a series of summer camping trips calling themselves “the Four Vagabonds.”

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Watch Letterman’s Star-Studded Final Top Ten List

Chris Rock, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Peyton Manning, and more pay tribute to Letterman by zinging him with his own Top Ten format.

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I can't wait to retire and move to the Maritimes.

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Never forget the time Benson went undercover as an early 2000s raver.

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Click here to watch Kristen Schaal explain why dad bods are so hot right now.

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There’s hope for you yet, comic book nerds.

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lauren will you tell us a story

ok heres something

around a year ago someone asked me to draw danny devito as a kitty, spawning this terrible terrible image 

time passes. a lot of time passes. then two months ago i get an email from a group of people called FPOAFM doing a pottery installation event, and theyre going around gathering artwork from artists to put onto cups and dishes to sell,, in exchange for a few pieces with the artists work on them

and i said SURE you can use some of my stuff … . but in exchange.…  i want something with kitty devito on it. i dont care if you put it on anything else, but one item that i get in return has to have this cat man abomination

i give them my address and a few images and months pass. i forget about it. THEN literally two days ago i get this big package on my doorstep, and INSIDE OF IT…. is the holy grail

in addition to two plates is this incredible porcelain cup with the fabled kitty devito on it, proudly grinning his terrible cat grin

the thing that pushes this cup into the Far Reaches of Awful isnt just the image stamped on it. its that it is one hundred percent made from a mold of a styrofoam cup

its finger presses on the rim, those little lines going around

and all this jargon on the bottom, right under the glaze. the amount of effort that went into reproducing this styrofoam cup is incredible and i can stick it in my shelf and drink soup from it at four in the morning with danny devitos smug cat face looking out over everything i do, forever. follow your dreams

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Have a follow-your-dreams weekend, Tumblr.