[thunderoad]

happy bday to niall, and to my favorite twitter interaction of all time

[relishboi]

why are we here

to play the nintendo ds

[memes-r-memes]

[vodni-deactivated20221111]

realizing ive been here since i was 15-16

[valtsv]

when you’re petting a really friendly cat you met on the street but you don’t have time to stay any longer:

[basic-banshee]

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

[the-british-pineapple]

God of lesbians

[incorrectqueereye]

Karamo: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Antoni: Cheese is so good, though.

Karamo: We got one.

[harrylouis-deactivated20190605]

louis: *wears a tracksuit with green and blue stripes on it*

me:

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[fourtccn]

you bought a car

you named it

brad

you loved brad

but then

you totaled him

you two had been through everything together

three boyfriends

two jobs

nothing could replace brad

but then

liberty mutual calls

and you break into your happy dance

[chrisingevans]

[henrysfox]

Avengers: Infinity War characters + their last words

[wadey-wilson]

infinity war + nicknames

[troyesivan]

i dont like one direction but can i still be your friend

absolutely not

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[harryisart]

11/8