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Our heartfelt condolences go out to the Valkyrie family (extended and otherwise) with the death of Anton Valkyrie. The world lost a great one. Rest in peace, wild child.Â
Tea Time: Cameron Paigeâs New Lady.
Whatâs the đ”đ”đ” baby? There have been rumors for months and months, especially at the beginning of 2020 before - you know - all came to pass, as to what Cameron Paigeâs romantic status was. The Bel Air Born rocker, no stranger to high profile dating, having dated pop stars and socialites alike, has kept it mum on dating over the past couple of years. Who could blame him? Famously, Cameron was in a long-term relationship and eventually married Robyn Sargent, daughter of an actor and model, and was a known socialite. The couple were together from 2012 until an abrupt split in 2017 and from that point on, Cameronâs romantic life took a back seat to his professional career. Then again, breaking into acting, being a part of one of the biggest rock bands on the planet with Venus Vendetta, a club owner, AND a record company co-owner... itâs a wonder the middle Paige had ANY time to date whatsoever. A lot of people seem to think that Robyn craved that limelight and knew solidifying herself with that PAIGE bank would serve dividends. (It did, btw, and she was able to advance her own career through Paige family connections. Convenience at its finest!) It was confirmed that ROBYN filed for divorce, but thanks to Paige family lawyers securing that bag ($$$$$$$) the former Mrs. Paige got nothing out of the marriage other than a divorce and a hell of a reputation for having the worst taste ever. Sad. Weâre at the end of 2020, and weâre finally learning that one of the most eligible bachelors in entertainment isnât a bachelor anymore. Seen out and about in New York City earlier this week, Cameron was seen with a gorgeous brunette Christmas shopping. Flippant and almost predictably, the former Mrs. Paige had some rather cheeky shade thrown out over social media: When Your Wish Order comes in and itâs not what you were expecting.... The post was later removed when Robynâs mentions blew up with fans calling her bitter, among other very colorful choice names. One person who did not entertain his ex-wife, however, was Cameron himself, since you KNOW he heard about the jab. Weâve learned that Cameron is dating an Irish-born Artist named Selene O'Brien. Sheâs 25, self-employed, and a bit of a fashion icon in her own right. We have no doubt momma Paige is in love with the new girlfriend based on that alone! The two seem very compatible, too! Judging by her social media, sheâs been sharing lovey-dovey heart eyes content including shots at Cameronâs New York City home as far back as March. So this may not be the breaking news we expected. We love couples who can keep it down low! (Sometimes.)
Jace. Bucs. Dom. You explain the crazy that is 2020.
That is the most 2020 thing to happen. If you ever had âJace Hamilton: any other team but the New England Patriotsâ on your bingo card youâre a bold faced liar. Dom coming out of retirement to reunite with Jace, too? What - and I do mean - the fuck - is going on? I ... have no idea how I feel about this. I will say though the idea of Jaxxson being left in New England while his ~boys~ play in the tropics makes me laaaaugh and laaaaugh and laaaaugh. Cue the Celine Dion, baby.Â
Batman has a new lady...right? I'm not just seeing this. C'mon, Charlotte and Elliott - this is cuteness as long as he's not just rebounding.
I had to run to Instagram to see who this girl is youâre talking about then I realized that I have one of her books on my coffee table. Wow. Itâs a day, baby. I h i g h l y doubt that Elliott has already moved to square two post split. I donât think he jumps bases like that. Then again, a bit of a serial dater? Who can say. I had to do some research and found something rather interesting. Apparently Charlotte used to date our boy wonder, Elijah Hiltunen. University boyfriend and girlfriend. .... Why is that so cute? Iâm melting. Oh. Sorry. I got distracted. No. I doubt theyâre a thing. You can be friends and not be fucking. Also if it was a thing? Heâd be rebounding her like LeBron on a Tuesday. Letâs not and say we did.Â
Deacon Fox and Jamie Stefaniak. Thoughts? More behind the scenes? Why are these two still single? ...or are they?
Isnât it illegal to be gay if youâre from Texas...? No. These two are definitely not Dean slash Sam. I can promise you that. If anyone was mouth fucking Jamie Stefaniak it would be Theo Brooks but Theo went and bagged him a Killer King. (Thatâs a story, innit? Castiel from Supernatural dating Alex from Alex & The Killer Kings. This year is W I L D... Roaring 20âČs anyone?) Nothing homofaegalious here, baby. Iâm sorry to break your heart.
Are there any couples that are still together that surprise you right now?
This one was actually a bit stumping, nonnie. I had to think about this! A couple off the top of my head: - Jenna and Tyson is a big one. I figured with Tysonâs willingness to drop bitches on a dime, sheâd have been face first out the door by now. - Hart and Momo. With Hartâs track record, Iâm really surprised that this has lasted as long as it has. I also have heard rumors that Mr. Kettunen may have put a ring on it too... đ
Jaxxson Keane only got injured cause he wants a way off the Patriots, right?
Letâs ask the real questions, baby: wouldnât you? Seems a bit beyond Jaxxsonâs brain capacity to plan all of that to a T like that but if he did? Kudos.Â
Cade Madison is back in town. Seen with one Ashton Desantis. Tell me this is just them fucking because my heart can't take it if they get back together.
I hope they get back together just to make all of the Draco fan girls suffer :) In reality, though? Ashtonâs way too hot for him. He already broke her heart once. Stay away from the tattooed fire goddess and weâre all happy, Malfoy. Arenât there lesser chicks more fitting for a find âem, fuck âem, forget âem type?Â
Corey and Melanie Gold: totally sleeping in separate beds and the baby is just a product of insemination, right? C'mon, there's gotta be trouble there.
Can you imagine going through the pain of labor just to keep up appearances? Have you ever HAD a baby? That shit is no joke. Hardly, nonnie. Theyâre probably one of the least problematic couples in the damn universe. Thereâs no gossip or tea here. Just regular, average people in a low key loving relationship. Youâre bored, right? I get it.
Since you weren't around, what are your thoughts on the Hiltunen boys having 'commitment ceremonies' with their +1's?
I. Love. It. Letâs be real here, okay? This little â+1âł thing is no longer relevant. Matty & Tavii and Mikko & Elijah have both been together respectively for two years. Thatâs almost as long as Mikko & Tavii have been a couple, alright? Itâs a polyamorous relationship that is WORKING, yall. And working well. Gotta give it up to them! Also, Iâve seen photos from these ceremonies and *girl*. If you arenât getting married like The Hiltunens get married, donât bother.Â
Jerricka bites her lip so she doesn't say Tyson's name doesn't she?
Letâs call a spade a spade, wouldnât you struggle? I know I would. :XÂ
What are your thoughts on the Ashe & Nikki split? You weren't the biggest fan of them.
Proof that Iâve been MIA for a whiiiiile is I missed commenting on this breakup. I was actually surprised! I thought they were happily married and blah blah blah.... but I guess the paperwork didnât file and they never were married. They took that as the universeâs symbol to pack it up and tuck it away. Nikki went home to the middle of fucking NOWHERE, and Ashe is fucking and sucking until his heartâs content. I canât blame him tbh. If I was tied down to a midwestern bore fest, Iâd be slobbing knobs for brunch just for funsies post-breakup.Â
Do you know if Tyson broke it off with the Australian version of Jerricka yet? That's the only break up I care about.
Shit, weâre going straight for the jugular, huh? They are, yes. Iâm sure a lot of people are going to be both shocked and saddened by this. Iâm surprised, too, if weâre being real, nonnie. I thought for sure Tyson would have dropped her like a crack habit by now.Â
Did you miss me? Letâs see what youâve got, babies. The floorâs open.Â
These boys just get better with age. Happy 23rd to Lacunaâs Elijah Hiltunen. â„
23 never looked so good. Happy birthday @mikkoofficial!