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[myjetpack]

https://www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

[sailorbrazil]

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[sixpenceee]

Jeff Lee Johnson's paintings. The more you stare the more you see.

[hydro-homies]

Become a seawater homie!

[hydro-homies]

Posting memes until I get my master’s degree day 404 meme 671

[dinkywinks]

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

[clawmarks]

Mater amoris et doloris - 1726 - via Internet Archive

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[chewedcorn]

Totally safe!

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

[bard-o-lator]

I walk an old town road

Upon the only horse I’ve ever known

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Upon meeting a new tabaxi party member

Ranger: What’s new, Pussycat?

Bard: Hmm…you’ve inspired me. *pulls out lute*

DM: Roll performance

Bard: *nat 20*

DM: You proceed to play the song seven times, and no one gets tired of it

Bard: Can I throw in one “It’s not Unusual?”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Halves

My group was creating a name for their guild.

Bard: We have decided on the name “The Half Covenant”.

DM: … Any reason why you went with that? Just curious.”

Bard: “Because we’re all halves. I’m a halfling.”

Ranger: “Half elf.”

Barbarian: “And I’m a half orc.”

Dm: *Turns to the human rogue* “What half are you?”

Rogue: “Competent.”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

*halfway through detailing an elaborate plan* “Shit, wait, my character’s not smart enough to think of all this. I climb through the window.”

[probablybadrpgideas]

When not in battle, your bard must make a will check. If 10 or less the bard plays Wonderwall by Oasis. If crit fail the party goes into battle because the bard played Wonderwall too many times

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Party sneaking up on dragon hunters with dragon expert who is not so subtly a brass dragon in disguise

Bard: You first, dragon

dragon: Actually its pronounced Dr. Agon

dragon assumes dragon form

Players spent about 5 minutes laughing at the fact that they didnt realize it the entire campaign