Grand Duchess Anastasia “levitating”
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Grand Duchess Anastasia “levitating”
girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods… change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation
Posts like this are why I'm beginning to lose faith in this hellsite. Ever since it's been overrun by irony bro "leftist" chuds from the twitter exodus especially -- honestly just say you hate queer and ND kiddos and move on with your life, no need to be this elaborate about it.
struck a nerve
It's so funny when people come from Brazil and try to be racist and get jailed and they go like
And then brazilian racists use that to say that the law is too strict and you check the video it's the damned gringo calling someone a monkey. Get jailed and suffer motherfucker I hope you learn to not be a piece of shit soon
Let's not forget that homophobia and transphobia are also crimes in Brazil, folloeing the same structure as racism being a crime. so yeah maybe don't go to another country to treat the locals like shit 🥰
YEA BASICALLY
Sometimes the so said patriots say stuff that sounds like "But if we don't let the tourists treat us like shit they won't come :[" and I am like. Yea I sure hope so????
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
hey. look at me. if you think you have a low pain tolerance because things that don't seem to bother other people much (headaches, period cramps, walking a certain distance, etc) hurt you enough that you have trouble functioning or need a break or just want to curl up into a little ball and stop because it hurts too bad or it's distracting you? that's probably not you reacting more strongly to the same amount of pain. you're probably experiencing more pain than everyone else, and you shouldn't ignore that, because you deserve medical care and support
go zoey, go zoey, go zoey
little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said
little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said
friendship is when you join forces to torture a guy together
dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."
sorry I had to draw this
so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you
"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"
"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"
"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"
*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"
I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣
ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals
ARADIA: tactically speaking a knight of time and a seer of light is a nearly unbeatable combination
before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot