MBTI Types as Food Franchises
ISFP: Pizza Hut(creative, unique, a bit too much at times but overall likeable)
ISTP: Kentucky Fried Chicken(KFC)(Aren’t afraid of getting their hands a little greasy, and taste good with barbeque sauce)
ESFP: McDonald’s (They get a lot of flack, but really they’re always there for you when you need something, and won’t make you wait. They might get your order wrong, but hey it’s food)
ESTP: Jack in the Box(They have an odd obsession with butter for some reason? I have never met an ESTP that doesn’t love butter and it’s weird)
ISFJ: Chick Fil-A(Sticks to their roots, aren’t afraid of a little criticism, make the best lemonade)
ISTJ: Subway(Eat Fresh)
ESFJ: Burger King(Will literally tRACK YOU DOWN TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE NOT NEGLECTED or hungry for a good burger eh?)
ESTJ: Carl’s Jr.(Sensible, very good quality, have nice playgrounds)
INTP: In-N’-Out(Is it the sauce? Is it the sarcasm? Is it the high standards? I don’t know, but either way I love you so much)
INTJ: Denny’s(You know why. Don’t even pretend you don’t know why.)
ENTP: Arby’s(Cheesy, and salty as heck)
ENTJ: Sizzler’s(So much variety, also ice cream sundaes)
INFP: Krispy Kreme(Maybe a little too sweet, but I can’t resist you)
INFJ: Starbucks(They seem friendly, sweet, kind, and like the genuinely care about you. But deep, deep down, at the bottom of their hearts(and your Starbucks cup), They hate you, your children, your inability to swipe a debit card… Every fiber of your being.)
ENFP: Wendy’s(Yeah, you think those sweet little pigtails means innocence, right? Wrong. You make me sick. No, seriously, Wendy’s food makes me sick. Except for the Frosties… At least you’ve got that going for you.)
ENFJ: Chipotle(Seems new, hip, fun, and totally amazing. But they’re hiding something. Maybe it’s Ti. Maybe it’s E Coli. Whatever it is, I don’t like the smell of it.)
Throwback to when I actually gave some form of cognitive reasoning to my posts
